Mary Poppins was traveling home, but due to worsening weather, she decided to stop at a hotel for the night. She approached the receptionist and asked for a room for the night.
"Certainly madam", he replied courteously.
"Is the restaurant open still?" inquired Mary.
"Sorry, no," came the reply, "but room service is available all night. Would you care to select something from this menu?"
Mary smiled and took the menu and perused it. "Hmm, I would like cauliflower cheese please," said Mary.
"Certainly madam," he replied.
"And can I have breakfast in bed?" asked Mary politely. The receptionist nodded and smiled. "In that case, I would love a couple of poached eggs please," Mary mused. After confirming the order, Mary signed in and went up to her room for the night.
The night passed uneventfully and next morning Mary came down early to check out. The same guy was still on the desk.
"Morning madam...sleep well?"
"Yes, thank you," Mary replied.
"Food to your liking?"
"Well, I have to say the cauliflower cheese was exceptional, I don't think I have had better. Shame about the eggs tho....they really weren't that nice at all," replied Mary truthfully.
"Oh...well, perhaps you could contribute these thoughts to our Guest Comments Book.
We are always looking to improve our service and would value your opinion," said the receptionist.
"OK, I will...thanks!" replied Mary....who checked out, then scribbled a comment into the book. Waving, she left to continue her journey.
Curious, the receptionist picked up the book to see the comment Mary had written.
"Supercauliflowercheesebuteggswerequiteatrocious!"
2007-01-22 06:16:59 · 15 answers · asked by Eye of the Beholder 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
i love it
2007-01-22 06:19:37 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Here's a better one: Mahatma Gandhi walked barefoot everywhere, to the point that the soles of his feet became quite thick and hard. He was also a spiritual person, and even when he was not on a hunger strike he did not eat much and thus he became quite thin and frail. Furthermore, due to his diet, he wound up with very bad breath. This explains why he became known as a : "Super calloused fragile mystic vexed with halitosis."
2016-05-23 22:03:52 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I love the movie but i really don't want to see the new one. I don't like remaekes they aren't as fun as the old ones.
2007-01-22 06:20:23 · answer #3 · answered by victoriannpadilla 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
too long I couldn't be bothered to read it. And scrolling down to the cheesey "punch line" I am glad I didn't bother.
2007-01-22 06:20:16 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
What's the question?
2007-01-22 06:24:34 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
o i love that gurl , shes American and am italina
2007-01-22 06:20:00 · answer #6 · answered by Donets'k 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i love the movie.. but whats your question??
2007-01-22 06:19:17 · answer #7 · answered by GUESS GIRL 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
umm ha ha err
2007-01-22 06:20:16 · answer #8 · answered by toothymarine 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh yeah
2007-01-22 06:19:42 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
you are in violation, you have to post shorter jokes girl!
2007-01-22 06:19:40 · answer #10 · answered by Yahoo Answer Rat 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋