I am 36-24-36 , but that is just my forearm , neck and thigh, I was born with a silver shovel in my mouth, when I stepped on the scale to measure my weight it says to be continued. When I wear yellow raincoat, people run after me and call me “Taxi!”
Even blind children get scared of me. My face look like caught on fire and picked out with a fork, I tried to join ugly contest but they said “sorry no professionals” trying to get a guy talk to me is far difficult since even rice krispies don’t talk to me.
So how can I get a boy friend?
2007-01-22 05:56:45 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
hahaha! meet some blind guys!
2007-01-22 06:00:48 · answer #1 · answered by E 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Wear a paper bag over your head. Get a nerd boyfriend, they like just about anything.
2007-01-22 19:54:15 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Perhaps you can get a boyfriend by asking all the males you meet to keep their pants on.
2007-01-22 14:03:14 · answer #3 · answered by WMD 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Go after a guy who is blind, deaf, and numb.
2007-01-22 13:59:52 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
ahhhh, it's phyllis diller re-visited!
i hear stand ups get alot of dates
2007-01-22 21:11:58 · answer #5 · answered by racer 51 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehe is this a joke
2007-01-22 13:59:46 · answer #6 · answered by that guy you are going to report 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
And our next contestant is.....
2007-01-22 14:08:17 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
just be cool and look for one
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2007-01-22 14:05:22 · answer #8 · answered by mr johnson 1 · 0⤊ 2⤋