how would you diagnose....?

Question

The psychology instructor had just finished a lecture on mental health and was giving an oral test.

Speaking specifically about manic depression, she asked, "How would you diagnose a patient who walks back and forth screaming at the top of his lungs one minute, then sits in a chair weeping uncontrollably the next?"

A young man in the rear raised his hand and answered, "A basketball coach?"

Answer 1

LOL...how hilarious..10/10
have you heard,
Three mice are sitting at a bar in a pretty rough neighborhood late at night trying to impress each other about how tough they are. The first mouse orders a scotch, gulps it down and slams the glass on the bar. He turns to the second mouse and says, "When I see a mousetrap, I lie on my back and set it off with my foot. When the bar comes down, I catch it in my teeth, bench press it 20 times to work up an appetite, and then make off with the cheese."

The second mouse orders two shots of bourbon, slams them down and nearly breaks the glasses on the bar. He turns to the first mouse and replies, "Yeah, well, when I see rat poison, I collect as much as I can, take it home, grind it into a powder, and add it to my coffee each morning so I can get a good buzz going for the rest of the day."

The first mouse and the second mouse then turn to the third mouse. The third mouse lets out a long sigh and says to the first two, "I don't have time for this BS. I gotta go home and screw the cat."

Answer 2

Lead a classic existence, marvel the Monkey - Peter Gabriel the medicine is wearing off, Novocaine for the soul - The Eels She's lost administration, lifeless Souls - excitement branch Francis Farmer could have her revenge on Seattle - Nirvana they're coming to take me away - Napoleon XIIV Psycho - The Sonics Psycho - Elvis Costello interior the Mouth of insanity - Spock's Beard can i play with insanity - Iron Maiden Lobotomy gets 'em living house - the adult males They could no longer dangle Teenage Lobotomy - The Ramones in the back of gray partitions - Richard Thompson in the back of Blue eyes - The Who Manic melancholy - Jimi BA: that would violate physician/affected person confidentiality

Answer 3

Or a psychology instructor

Answer 4

Hahahaha!!!

Answer 5

ha ha.