A man was sitting at home one evening, when the doorbell rang. When he answered the door, a 6 foot tall cockroach was standing there. The cockroach immediately punched him between the eyes and scampered off.
The next evening, the man was sitting at home when the doorbell rang. When he answered the door, the cockroach was there yet again. It leapt at him and stabbed him several times before running off. The gravely injured man managed to crawl to the telephone and summoned an ambulance.
He was rushed to intensive care, where they saved his life.
The next morning, the doctor was doing his rounds. He asked the man what happened, so the man explained about the 6 foot cockroach's attacks, culminating in the near fatal stabbing.
The doctor thought for a moment and said
''yes there is a nasty bug going around''
2007-01-22 05:50:35 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I think it needs to bug**r off ! haha
2007-01-22 05:53:40 · answer #1 · answered by Scotty 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny!
2007-01-22 05:54:23 · answer #2 · answered by RM 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good 1 lol 10/10
2007-01-22 05:58:02 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
1 out of ten for your effort!
2007-01-22 05:53:42 · answer #4 · answered by onukpa 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well honestly I didnt think it was that funny, maybe I didnt get it
2007-01-22 06:05:42 · answer #5 · answered by sugarscamp 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one lol
2007-01-22 07:41:36 · answer #6 · answered by Zenlife07 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha nasty bug
2007-01-22 05:54:54 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good!
2007-01-22 05:54:43 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha
2007-01-22 05:57:39 · answer #9 · answered by Mary W 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
its not that funny. more like a pun
2007-01-22 05:53:44 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋