I love reading stories about funny incidents or misunderstandings between parents and children, my mom always tells this story of when I was about 3 sitting at the dinner table:
mom: Jenny, what would you like to drink
me: milk
me: NOO I said Juice!!
mom: No, you said milk, do you want milk or juice?
me: MILK!!
me: NO! I want Juice!
mom: Jennifer, you said Milk!
me: MOM! Milk is spanish for JUICE!
haha, I must have seen something on seasame street, im not sure where I got it from, but I can't wait to have my own kids and have some of these funny moments, what are some of yours??
2007-01-22 05:14:59 · 6 answers · asked by Katie 3 in Pregnancy & Parenting ➔ Toddler & Preschooler
HAHAHAHA ok...
The first one that comes to mind is one that my son said about a year ago. I had some rather, um... unshaven legs (it was winter and I'm a mom, give me a break), and he saw them. He walked over, started rubbing them, and then looked up and asked, very seriously.... "Mom, are you turning into a boy?"
Then there was the day that he spent the night at my mother-in-law's house. He had been there for several hours when the phone rang.
"Hello?"
"Does Dave [my husband] have his nipple pierced???"
"Um... NO. Why?"
"Because your son just told us that he did!"
"WHAT??? How did he find out about nipple piercing??"
"I have no idea, but he just saw Uncle Grant's earring and told him that Daddy had one of those in his nipples."
We still don't know where that one came from, but my MIL made Dave prove to her that he didn't have a nipple piercing (something my hubby would NEVER do).
And finally, my son takes swimming lessons. The first year he had them, he had a rather attractive female teacher (my son had just turned 3 at the time). He developed quite a crush on Miss Anna, and when he got goggles for Christmas, he proudly announced, "I'm going to use these to look at Miss Anna's legs!"
He meant that he was going to use them to put his head underwater and open his eyes, but it was much more funny the way it came out.
Hope those made you smile!
2007-01-23 16:05:00 · answer #1 · answered by Elise1mds 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
my son has a speech delay and he's 4 and he knows my husband is a trucker and they are always talking about truck driving and truckers in general, well my son tells everyone my husband is F*cker cause he can't pronounce truck(er). We try not to laugh but sometimes its just so hard not to. ETA: the latest thing my 4yr old did was, ok i'm 35 weeks pregnant and 3 months ago my son developed a pregnancy of his own, and now you can't even tickle him or touch him in the belly cause he starts crying and then asking why your trying to hurt his baby. He saw some colostrum leak from my breast the other day and i had to explain to him it was food for the baby that will turn into milk well he goes and tells daddy he is gonna have amilk making contest when his baby comes out. My son is truly one of a kind and a total comedian even though he doesn't realize it yet.
2016-05-24 18:04:51 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
My five year old daughter told me that when she grows up, she's not going to be a stay at home mom like me. When I asked her why, this was her answer:
Well MOM, from my point of view, I think MY kids would get sick of being with the same person all day and day care would be soooo much more fun. No offense MOM!
2007-01-22 06:51:55 · answer #3 · answered by judever 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
my son is 17 months old...he's had 1 birthday, and 2 christmas'...plus he's the only granchild/nephew on both sides...i can say with confidence that he has well over $1000 in toys...BUT my son's favorite thing to play with is an empty "country crock" butter tub! he puts it on his head and marches around the house with it!
2007-01-22 05:28:28 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I don’t know how bad you'll think this is or isn’t but my 2 yo daughter pronounces the “TR” sounds like F’s. Like saying “face” instead of “trace”
So I have a lot of fun telling her to say “truck” for people when they see her. But of course it’s merely to demonstrate that she is not cussing.
I’m bad I know – but I can’t help it.
And I kinda have a thing for my kids’ noses. I can’t stand if they have boogies in their noses. My 3.5 yo won’t let me at his nose so much anymore, but now he’s afraid of ghosts and monsters (totally not my doing, but I’ll use it). When he comes to me afraid of monsters or ghosts I tell him that they are coming for his boogies and he had better go blow his nose. He’ll go blow his nose and then won’t be scared anymore. Two birds - one stone? I think so!
2007-01-22 06:34:50 · answer #5 · answered by babypocket2005 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Love it!!! only thing that's funny for me is that I survived raising them
2007-01-23 08:21:09 · answer #6 · answered by Clyde 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋