1) Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping.
(why wait that long)
2) Thou shall not do drugs.
(alcohol lasts longer, not to mention being cheaper.)
3) Thou shall not steal from K-Mart.
(Walmart has a bigger selection)
4) Thou shall not be arrested for vandalism.
(destruction has a bigger effect, I can tell you all about this)
5) Thou shall not steal from your parents.
(everyone knows grandma has more money)
6) Thou shall not get into fights.
(Cat fight anyhow...just start them.)
7) Thou shall not skip class.
(just take the whole day off)
8) Thou shall not strip in class.
(Hooters pays more)
9) Thou shall not think about having sex.
(like Nike says, "just do it")
10) Thou shall not help old ladies across the street.
(just leave'm in the middle)
2007-01-22 05:14:45 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
you are definitely not losing your touch pmsl 10/10
2007-01-22 11:48:35 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice thx 4 2
2007-01-22 13:41:20 · answer #2 · answered by funoburgmom 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It took me a good few minutes before I could stop laughing enough to type this! LMAO 12/10!
2007-01-22 16:24:59 · answer #3 · answered by Kizzy_ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Most of them were really funny, but I didn't like #'s 8 & 9 very much. Change those and you've got it.
2007-01-22 13:25:56 · answer #4 · answered by Mr.President 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
like em real clever i never took a day of when i was at school it was a year 10/10
2007-01-22 14:56:59 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes I think they are funny, a little perverted (just a little) all in all in good humor. I just hope my kids don't read this, it might give them some ideas. lololol
2007-01-22 13:35:27 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol!!!! HAHA THAT'S HILARIOUS!
I mean ...ahem.. totally immoral and unethical, you know what happens to teens like those.....
They end up in the white house and start wars on Iraq.
2007-01-22 13:20:26 · answer #7 · answered by Joyce 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
lol very amusing i must say i like 3 and 4 the most
2007-01-22 13:20:40 · answer #8 · answered by laydeeheartless 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I like this, it is unusual. Made me laugh esp numbers 8,9, and 10.
2007-01-22 15:18:32 · answer #9 · answered by d1ckdeckard 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
XD hehe yeah
2007-01-22 13:24:09 · answer #10 · answered by morrita_rockera 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋