Does He consider it to be a holy sacrament?
2007-01-22 04:55:30 · 13 answers · asked by nuthnbettr2do0128 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
"Flying Spaghetti Monster", for those who like to correct spelling
2007-01-22 04:56:04 · update #1
He probably feels good !
We worship Him by cooking and eating pasta.
He wiggles His noodley appendages.
We know that He is real because we can feel him in our liver and stomach after we accept Him
Ramen !
2007-01-22 05:00:48 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
He does not eat something. he's grand and eternal, no longer one in each and every of His noodles has a commencing up or an end. he's the Alpha and the Omega, he's the author of Hell, Earth, and the Heavens above! he's the Flying Spaghetti Monster, and He has touched your existence along with his noodly appendage.
2016-11-01 00:04:37 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pasta means FSM's body, a good red wine with it means FSM's blood. This is the taking of the Holy Noodly Communion. May you continue to do this in remembrance of the Flying Spagetti Monster!
2007-01-22 04:59:48 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Not the old: 'if you believe in a God that has no proof, why not believe in something as absurd as a Flying Spaghetti Monster' argument. Regardless of whether God actually exists or not, Theologians have spent countless centuries theorising what God would most likely and most logically be. They concluded that he is immaterial, omni-benevolent, omniscient, omni-potent, omni-present, (for a simple explanation, it's a bit more complex). An analogy between God and the FSM has no relevant similarity. You'd understand that if you analysed every one of your assertions. (I am agnostic)
2007-01-22 05:09:00 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Presumably its an act of worship just like Catholics at mass eating the body of christ.
My real answer is that (baring in mind it's just a parody religion to poke fun at Christianity) who really cares? I'm an atheist so don't get me wrong. I just think there's better ways to argue theism.
2007-01-22 04:58:57 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
FSM, religion for the new century.
Or until someone makes up a better one.
2007-01-22 05:01:23 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
He's full of joy every time we grab a bite of pasta. He blesses us in every bite. You get extra points whit him if you add extra tomato sauce and cheese.
2007-01-22 05:02:04 · answer #7 · answered by cannabia 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
This must be for a sequel of "one flew over the cookoo 's nest"
2007-01-22 05:00:53 · answer #8 · answered by swamp elf 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
That's gotta be the stupidest question ever. Nice job wasting 5 points.
2007-01-22 04:57:40 · answer #9 · answered by Zhukov 4 · 1⤊ 4⤋
rotflmao eat and be merry
2007-01-22 04:59:50 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋