Hope you catch on to these.
-A little boy said to himself, "Now I know why my dad attracts so many women........he's a master baiter!"
-George Bush cheated on his wife with a woman named Paula, who was a veterinarian. After a while, he noticed that his scalp and his pubic area itched really bad. He went to the doctor only to discover that he caught Paula ticks.
-A woman went to her boyfriend's job to deliver him a surprise birthday gift. The receptionist asked, "who is this for?" The woman said, " this is for Nick A. Shun."
-Eye yam sofa king we todd it.
-A 7 year old boy named Johnny got angry with his big brother for bossing him around so much, so he cursed him out. His mom heard him, so she pulled him to the side and told him to use the word olive in place of the 'f' word. So the next time Johnny got angry, he said to his brother, "I'm not listening to you! Olive you!" His brother said, "Awww, Olive you, too!"
Please feel free to add any jokes of your own!
2007-01-22 04:53:30 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
i just totally fell out of my chair. yeeeouch, my ribs hurt. funny stuff. oh boy.
2007-01-22 04:58:58 · answer #1 · answered by spankypants 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Can I give you a limerick?
There once was a barmaid in Wales
On her chest she had a list of the ALES
and on her behind - for the sake of the blind
She had it tattooed in Braille
JULIA G>
2007-01-22 05:18:28 · answer #2 · answered by julia g 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one
2007-01-22 05:04:14 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow, those were bad.
2007-01-22 05:07:00 · answer #4 · answered by prizefyter 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wait, where's the question?
2007-01-22 05:05:24 · answer #5 · answered by tempest 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
loved all.
2007-01-22 05:22:08 · answer #6 · answered by KiKi 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋