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who ate the cookies that we leave out

2007-01-22 04:26:00 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Santa Claus was a story about an old man who made and gave toys to the children, Chris Cringle.
Christmas is entirely Pagan. Truth. Mainstream Christianity and Christmas is wrong. SUNDAY church is the biggest Lie Satan ever told to the world, and convinced them of. Fri sunset to Sat sunset is the truly , hallowed Sabbath/7thday. Exodus 31:13 is the Sign for Gods Seal. See Proverbs 7:1-3, Revelation 14:12


Jer 10:2 Thus saith the LORD, Learn not the way of the heathen, and be not dismayed at the signs of heaven; for the heathen are dismayed at them.

Jer 10:3 For the customs of the people are vain: for one cutteth a tree out of the forest, the work of the hands of the workman, with the ax.

Jer 10:4 They deck it with silver and with gold; they fasten it with nails and with hammers, that it move not.

See Matthew 24 for prophecies of today.
See Acts 2:17 for even more info.
See john 3:16 and John 1:1-3,10,14

2007-01-22 05:10:06 · answer #2 · answered by fivefootnuttinhuny 3 · 0 1

Possibly, and possibly it is proof that the reindeer can fly, and proof that some kids are bad, and some parents are mean! But why does coal radio carbon date only a thousand years old? Where was Santa Then? Poor kids!

2007-01-22 04:29:58 · answer #3 · answered by mark g 6 · 1 0

Yes, absolutely. Also, quarters prove the existence of the Tooth Fairy, and Cadbury Creme Eggs prove the existence of the Easter Bunny.

2007-01-22 04:27:53 · answer #4 · answered by Murazor 6 · 1 0

Prove to me that Santa Claus is not real. Prove to me he is real. Prove to me that Pink Unicorns are not the rulers of the Universe and people are just part of a hyper dimensional computer simulation.

2007-01-22 04:26:49 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

No. It's just another conspiracy by the coal industry to artificially drive up energy prices.

2007-01-22 04:28:57 · answer #6 · answered by Reno M 3 · 1 0

Maybe to an environmentalist that believes in evolution. His raindeer couldnt walk through the deep snow so they evolved a magical flying power. They couldnt see through the blizzard so one evolved a light bulb for a nose.

2007-01-22 04:27:43 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

No. Flying reindeer and fitting down every single chimney in the world would be great proof.

2007-01-22 04:25:14 · answer #8 · answered by Cold Fart 6 · 2 1

I think you're on to something here....

Man, I would hate to be Santa - he comes only once a year...and its down a chimney!!

2007-01-22 04:26:19 · answer #9 · answered by YDoncha_Blowme 6 · 1 0

Well ofcourse. He needed a shoe or stocking stuffer for naughty children. dah

2007-01-22 04:26:52 · answer #10 · answered by swamp elf 5 · 1 0

No, but we are still going to use it to light a fire under some butts lol
Go in peace

2007-01-22 04:27:14 · answer #11 · answered by JOHN 7 · 1 0

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