2007-01-22 04:16:59 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Simon: "I can't explain it, I mean, you sing well enough, there's just something insincere about you. I get the feeling that I'm watching a lounge singer in some hotel somewhere."
Paula: "What? What are you talking about? No, don't say that, Simon! Hesh reaally realllly quite innnersting"
Randy: "No, no, no, Simon's got a point. I wasn't feeling it, Dog, sorry"
He'd sing "The Impossible Dream"
2007-01-22 04:22:54 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Jesus wouldn't want a spot on American Idol.
He loves all people, not just americans and He's not into idols.
2007-01-22 04:21:27 · answer #2 · answered by free 1 indeed 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
He could do a perfect Lennon impersonation. Hearing Jesus sing "imagine" sounds like a good enough gig to me.
2007-01-22 04:21:43 · answer #3 · answered by ? 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Yes, he could because he's Jesus of course, and would cast out the demon in simon cowell. He would sing "Cult" by Slayer.
2007-01-22 04:28:50 · answer #4 · answered by Luke 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That Jewish song, i don't understand the thank you to spell it, yet something like "Havah Nakilah Havah". Even Simon might get into it because it have been given speedier and speedier. He additionally ought to sing "enable it relatively is" using fact it says 'while i hit upon myself in situations of difficulty, mom Mary is composed of me, talking words of know-how.' and of direction, to his chum Jude (Thaddeus, no longer Iscariot) he ought to commit "whats up Jude". i wish between the girls might sing "i don't understand the thank you to love Him". final 365 days all the contestants sang "How large is Our God" on the Inspirational song coach, yet i don't understand if he'd sing it to his Father or no longer. additionally, something by using the "Miracles"
2016-11-01 00:02:27 · answer #5 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I doubt he would win, his look is waaaayyy outdated now.
But, I bet he would sing Weezers Hash Pipe.
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Too bad he's a fictional character, cause that would be cool to see.
2007-01-22 04:22:25 · answer #6 · answered by ? 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
yes.
"two tickets to paradise" by eddie money; or maybe rock out on some nirvana...a lot of folks confuse jesus w/ cobain already, so..
2007-01-22 04:20:31 · answer #7 · answered by dr schmitty 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
he'd sing "like a virgin," and simon would hate it
2007-01-22 04:25:21 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Luckily, someone already thought of this and put it on youtube.com
Pretty funny
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gw3eP2JPFIY
2007-01-22 04:21:36 · answer #9 · answered by WTFWJD 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
i can see him singing "i will survive"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lCc6A5Ecvv8
2007-01-22 04:23:55 · answer #10 · answered by nodumgys 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋