Christianity was founded by Jesus Christ and St. John the Baptist as a parody of Pastafarianism, the religion of the only true God about 2000 years ago.
Look at the Christian symbol and bible. They are parodies of the Pastafarian symbol and Gospel of Flying Spaghetti Monster.
2007-01-22 04:10:46 · 19 answers · asked by Born again atheist 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
The whole story of Christ is also a parody of Mithras, a Roman 'savior' that supposedly existed hundreds of years before Christ. This is documented fact by the way.
Nothing about Christianity is original, its all made up from bits and pieces of other religions.
2007-01-22 04:17:07 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Actually if you go back about 5,000 years ago, you will see that all religions from India to England were based in part(and that is a large part of all religions) on Celtic teachings. The Celtic peoples populated most of the world and their religion was more widespread than any other religions in the world for three thousand years before Chrisianity rose it's ugly head. Study religions and history more.
2007-01-22 04:16:45 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Pastafarianism is the parody religion of christianity, since the idea of the FSM came out LAST YEAR. But, don't believe me because you don't wanna know that I know what I'm talking about, believe me because you agree.
But, RAmen anyways because I like Pastafarianism and the pirates.
2007-01-22 04:14:48 · answer #3 · answered by Cold Fart 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Your spagetti monster, like the cookie monster is fine for infants, but not for adults who have been weaned from the milk and are eating solid food. What would a person that believes in a plate of pasta, know about Jesus Christ or John the Baptist, pray tell? Can't you find some kindergarten kids to decieve, it might be easier than trying to sway adults that have the ability to think for themselves.
2007-01-22 04:23:25 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Nonsense. The christian faith pulled maximum of their platforms, ideals and legends from the older Sumerian and Semitic religions. The Judaic faith from which maximum christianity's believes got here, existed in the previous their exile in Egypt. while the Roman Catholic church grew to grow to be the valid church of the previous Roman and Byzantine empires, many and greater of the individuals have been nevertheless pagan and the church needless to say realised that the only way they are going to be waiting to transform all and sundry is to combine some pagan and christian practices. For relatively a mutually as, the two certainly co-existed and it replaced into purely with the creation of the darkish a protracted time that the church grew to grow to be so useful that it overwhelmed any resistance. examine the histories of diverse religions, its certainly very exciting, even for me who's maximum definately no longer religious.
2016-11-01 00:01:40 · answer #5 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
South Park scientists founded the theory of the Flying Spaghetti Monster and no one has ever been able to disprove it. Which leads me to believe it's a matter of faith and protection under the constitution and I may be entitled to some tax breaks.
2007-01-22 04:17:02 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Christianity is definitely a spoof and a poor one at that. Who could ever take Christians seriously? I mean, what kind of heaven doesn't have a beer volcano and stripper factory??
Come on, Christians! If you're going to make a parody religion you can at least make the heaven more believable.
Ramen.
2007-01-22 04:16:51 · answer #7 · answered by Mike K 5 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Seeing as Pasta didnt reach the Midddle East and Europe until at least the early 1300's when Marco Polo returned from China with it, I cannot beleive your claims....
Then again, Im an atheist who knows his history....
2007-01-22 04:16:15 · answer #8 · answered by YDoncha_Blowme 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, whatever. Did you know that your question is a parody question? Just go back to smoking your bad quality stuff and stay off the computer.
2007-01-22 04:18:20 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
God is not a respector of persons nor religions.. any religions that fails to produce sons and daughters of God by eradicating the sin (or serpent seed) that's false and parody.. every religion is parody in these last days.. God did not create religions, divisions.. confusions.. it's the people who create ..
To go back to God is to born again in the spirit by surrendering the own human will and obeying God's will by becoming sons and daughters of God.
2007-01-22 04:14:52 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 4⤋