thier not that big so how far could they throw a piece of wood anyway.
why are they so mad that they need to throw things.
**** them
2007-01-22 04:10:42 · 15 answers · asked by high 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
depends on how big the woodchuck is, if it's a scrawny little nerdchuck, then it won't be able to chuck very much, but if it's a bodybuilderchuck, then it can chuck all the wood and nerdchucks it wants to.
2007-01-22 05:33:05 · answer #1 · answered by Mr.President 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Part 2 of the verse:
If a woodchuck could chuck wood, he would
But a woodchuck can't chuck wood!
2007-01-22 12:16:30 · answer #2 · answered by waynebudd 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
About as much wood as a woodchuck would if a woodchuck could chuck wood =]
2007-01-22 12:17:44 · answer #3 · answered by Tonya 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A woodchuck can not acutally chuck wood.
2007-01-22 12:16:47 · answer #4 · answered by loufedalis 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood!
2007-01-22 12:16:49 · answer #5 · answered by ron and rasta 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a woodchuck would chuck all the wood he could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
2007-01-22 12:38:49 · answer #6 · answered by n.t. 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny. Nice. They can throw as many pieces of wood as Peter Piper can pick pickled peppers.
2007-01-22 12:15:24 · answer #7 · answered by Kerry 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Maybe a 2x4
2007-01-22 12:14:00 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Their claws do not include an opposable thumb, they would not be able to grasp the wood to throw it.
2007-01-22 12:14:52 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
huh? oh yeah! wood...chuck... hahaha they chuck wood. throw wood. whoa. i think my brain just blew up. help
2007-01-22 13:04:08 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋