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My friend was really late for her appointment with the gynaecologist and although she always made a special effort over hygiene when making such visits, this time she really had to cut corners. She grabbed the washcloth beside the sink and gave herself a hurried clean and put the cloth into the washing machine and sped off hoping not to be late-- she made it just in time and was taken straight in. She knew the procedure, jumped on the table with legs apart and pretended she was in Paris or ANYWHERE. She was surprised when the doc commented that she had really made a special effort - thought nothing more about it and was just happy that her session was over.
When she got home her 6 year old daughter was in tears and cried 'mummy, where's my washcloth?'
She told her daughter not to worry -- just get a clean one from the cupboard.

No, No, cried her daughter - I need the one I left by the sink -- it had all my sparkles & glitter saved inside it !!

2007-01-22 04:09:25 · 25 answers · asked by surdy 2 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

25 answers

that was good, i would like it if my wife would do that for me.

2007-01-22 04:20:00 · answer #1 · answered by wayne c 2 · 1 0

she will have the ability to likely attempt your blood glucose levels, they soak as a lot as a week to go back shrink lower back or that lengthy for the medical medical doctors workplace to call. Then she will have the ability to refer you to a pro in Diabetes or refer you on your relatives healthcare professional. i got here across out 2 years interior the previous i'm a form 2 diabetic, very much surprised me, and there is no longer any diabetes in my family members.

2016-10-15 22:43:46 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

lmao 10/10

2007-01-22 05:01:58 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Silly.

2007-01-22 04:16:02 · answer #4 · answered by ? 2 · 0 0

Hahaha!!! Sparkly privates, no wonder the doctor was complementing her on her efforts!!

2007-01-22 04:17:43 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

LOL good times

2007-01-22 05:39:45 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

funny! good one for a Monday afternoon

2007-01-22 04:27:22 · answer #7 · answered by Klick 5 · 0 0

funny....hope she is ready for another pap smear because that one is not going to come back normal.......lol

2007-01-22 04:27:24 · answer #8 · answered by Sati 2 · 0 0

That's the best one on here for ages and ages .........ha ha ha ha

2007-01-22 04:26:50 · answer #9 · answered by Shredder 6 · 0 0

i've heard that before, but it still gives me the giggles.

2007-01-22 05:06:15 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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