One Sunday morning George burst into the living room and said, "Dad! Mom! I have some great news for you! I am getting married to the most beautiful girl in town. She lives a block away and her name is Susan.
After dinner, George's dad took him aside, "Son, I have to talk with you. Look at your mother George. She and I have been married 30 years. She's a wonderful wife and mother, but, she has never offered much excitement in the bedroom, so ... I used to fool around with women a lot. Susan is actually your half sister, and I'm afraid you can't marry her."
George was broken-hearted. After eight months he eventually started dating girls again.
A year later he came home and very proudly announced, "Mom, Dad ... Dianne said yes! We're getting married in June."
Again his father insisted on another private conversation and broke the sad news. "Dianne is your half sister too, George. I'm awfully sorry about this."
George was livid! He finally decided to go to his mother with the news his father had shared.
"Dad has done so much harm. I guess I'm never going to get married," he complained. "Every time I fall in love, Dad tells me the girl is my half sister."
"Heh heh," his mother chuckled, shaking her head, "Don't pay any attention to what he says. He's not really your father."
2007-01-22 04:04:13 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
How good can jokes get?!?
2007-01-22 05:56:38 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
great one this is wonder who is been 3 time's round the corner more than his father,its obvious the mother.good one.
2007-01-22 13:03:17 · answer #2 · answered by mariolla oneill 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ROFLMAO!!!This is one of the best jokes I have heard here in a while.Good one!! Keep them coming.
2007-01-22 12:13:29 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's one for the milkman huh ?, lol
2007-01-22 13:26:45 · answer #4 · answered by This, That & such 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
so funny x x ha ha cute little star coming your way
2007-01-22 13:05:03 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one
2007-01-22 12:12:02 · answer #6 · answered by wayne c 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol........ and he said".....never offered much excitement...." looks like the other way around.
2007-01-22 13:50:30 · answer #7 · answered by KiKi 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haahaaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaa.....deserve the star
2007-01-22 12:08:19 · answer #8 · answered by adi 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good for her
2007-01-22 12:45:57 · answer #9 · answered by Aspettami28 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
made me smile, good one!
2007-01-22 12:30:34 · answer #10 · answered by Klick 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋