I'd call it the "You've Been Punked Testament", and it would be about Big Bang Theory, String Theory, Evolution Theory, The Silly Dark Ages. I'd reveal to the world that the old and former new testaments were fake, and that the era of science is here and staying.
2007-01-22 03:57:58 · 9 answers · asked by cannabia 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
To L'Chaim: Testament in spanish means Testamento, which is a will, were you leave your belongings and last considerations to your family.
2007-01-22 04:12:31 · update #1
I would call it the NEW PARADIGM, and it would have only one sentence in it. "NO RELIGION IS THE NEW RELIGION"
2007-01-22 04:02:02 · answer #1 · answered by Sean 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
The word testament means contract or covenant. A contract requires two parties. I think you have some research to do before putting your contract down on paper.
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2007-01-22 12:07:50 · answer #2 · answered by Hatikvah 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
id right how silly little atheists are going to eternal Hell because they don't have the warmth of GOD in their â¥
Don't deny the soul that was tortured to death with knives and belts for you.
Personally i would right The Truth. Good question tho.
I "respect" ur decision, but u called us, we didnt call u.
D'ya know that it is proven that Christians live longer than most people???????
2007-01-22 12:05:26 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
I'd do everything you said, and add in a passage that said "Seriously! Stop being racist, homophobic, and sexist! Worry about your own damn self! And stop trying to convert everyone, most people are happy the way they are. Just chill."
2007-01-22 12:02:33 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
If you could write the next testament in the bible, how would you call it and what would it be about?
I wouldn't have to.
It is fine--Just the way it is!
2007-01-22 12:02:14 · answer #5 · answered by whynotaskdon 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Will you marry me! I Love intelligence! Nothing is sexier then a smart woman!
2007-01-22 12:01:59 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
"The Martyrdom of John Lennon"
-- Once again, humans kill a guy who really a fairly peaceful sort.
2007-01-22 12:02:05 · answer #7 · answered by Blackacre 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Well there is no proof that God does not exist.
2007-01-22 12:02:35 · answer #8 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Jesus was wrong
2007-01-22 12:02:04 · answer #9 · answered by Born again atheist 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋