Little Johnny asked his teacher if he could go to the bathroom and she said yes. When he went to wipe his asx and there was no toilet paper so he used his hand.
When he got back to class, his Teacher asked, "What do you have in your hand?"
Little Johnny said, "A little leprechaun and if I open my hand he'll get scared away."
He was then sent to the principals office and the Principal asked him, "What do you have in your hand?"
So, Little Johnny said, "A little leprechaun and if I open my hand he'll get scared away."
He was sent home and his Mom asked him, "What do you have in your hand?"
Little Johnny said, "A little leprechaun and if I open my hands he'll get scared away."
He was then sent to his room and told to stay there till his Dad came home.
2007-01-22 03:52:54 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
His dad came home, went upstairs and said to Little Johnny, "What do you have in your hand?"
So again Little Johnny said, "A little leprechaun and if I open my hand he get scared away."
Then his Dad got really mad and yelled, "Open your hand!"
Little Johnny opened his hand and said, "Look Dad you scared the shxt out of him!"
2007-01-22 03:54:46 · update #1
that is so funny i love every one of your jokes.
2007-01-22 04:26:04 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now that is a bad father, didn't he hear the kid say that the leprechaun would be scared?
Noooo, he had to scream and scare the **** out of the poor thing!!!
I tell you some parents!!!
Oh by the way here is a star for your leprechaun.
2007-01-22 12:23:31 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Little Johnny, v.funny
2007-01-22 11:56:33 · answer #3 · answered by mark 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
gud 1 x
2007-01-22 14:50:52 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol it was funny but i don't get the leprechaun part
2007-01-22 13:22:33 · answer #5 · answered by OnTheProwl007 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i thiught it was funny lol 10/10 x
2007-01-22 13:17:07 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Kinda funny, in a gross way
2007-01-22 11:58:14 · answer #7 · answered by NG 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
whoo hoo i love little Johnny jokes. that was Ace......
2007-01-22 14:16:57 · answer #8 · answered by chris w. 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good.lol
2007-01-22 11:56:45 · answer #9 · answered by zanydumplings 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
great one again chris top marks
2007-01-22 13:12:17 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋