A guy goes to the supermarket and notices a beautiful woman wave at him and saying hello.
He's rather taken aback because he cant even place where he knows her from ----- but, because she is so beautiful, he goes over and asks ' Do you know me?'
The woman replies 'I think you are the father of one of my kids'
Startled, the man's mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and asks' Oh my God, are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I made love to on the pool table with all my buddies watching and cheering, while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery?'
The woman looks into his eyes and calmly replies ' No I'm your son's maths teacher'
2007-01-22 03:39:26 · 37 answers · asked by surdy 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ha, a joke or a personal story?
2007-01-22 03:55:43 · answer #1 · answered by DJFresh 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tim McGraw My Little woman Kenny Chesney There is going My existence Rodney Adkins Watchin' You Lone movie star the front Porch Lookin' In i'm effective there are extra yet those above are the sweetest ones that first got here to innovations. various the others i am going to imagine of contain tear-jerkers about absent, non-custodial fathers, and/or step-fathers: Doug Supernaw i do not call Him Daddy Brad Paisley the guy He did no longer should be Jimmy Wayne i appreciate You This a lot those are 2 new ones about daddys of stripling daughters: Rodney Adkins Cleanin' This Gun Chuck Wickes Stealin' Cinderella one among my own favorites is about lacking a dad who has kicked the bucket--it jogs my memory of my dad. John Michael Sir Bernard Law I bypass over You somewhat are you able to tell i turned right into a Daddy's woman??
2016-12-02 21:40:32 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Owwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!
2007-01-22 03:42:28 · answer #3 · answered by Superdog 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice work! Wasn't expecting to laugh when I opened this one, i thought you were being silly but you were just being funny. Ha Ha He He.
2007-01-22 03:44:54 · answer #4 · answered by Katrina T 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny 10/10
2007-01-22 03:44:06 · answer #5 · answered by thegenius 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
This is one of the few jokes that you hear from time to time but still think OMG and smile:)
2007-01-22 03:54:08 · answer #6 · answered by Welshchick 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i'm a teacher and that happens to me all the time, lmao 10/10
2007-01-22 05:11:39 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
omg you have now told the world about my exploits i hope the wife do'nt read this 10/10
2007-01-22 03:59:27 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I can hear the tumbleweed go past when the guy says that! haha if only someone had ACTUALLY done that haha
2007-01-22 03:49:30 · answer #9 · answered by ?!?! 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I suppose its safer to let the female party further explain herself than to second guess the answer....Talk about "hook,line, and sinker" ; yeah fella, you bit off more than you could chew..!!!!
2007-01-22 03:48:08 · answer #10 · answered by jc 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋