A guy is riding the bus when at a stop, the most beautiful woman he has ever seen gets on. The only problem is that she is a nun.
He decides to approach her anyway. "Sister, you are the most beautiful woman I've ever seen and I must have sxx with you." he says. "I'm sorry but I've given my body to God" she replies and then leaves.
Suddenly the bus driver turns around to the guy and says "I know a way you can get her in the sack." The bus driver tells the guy about how the nun goes to confessional everyday at 3 in the afternoon.
The bus driver tells the guy his plan and the guy leaves happy knowing he's going to get some.
2007-01-22 02:53:33 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
The next day at 3 the guy is in the booth dressed as a priest. When the nun approaches in the darkness he says "Sister, God has told me I must have sxx with you." She replies "Well if God has said it, we must do it. However because of my strong commitment to God I will only take it up the axs."
The guy figures this isn't a problem and proceeds to have the best sxx ever. After it is over he whips off his outfit and says "Surprise I'm the guy on the bus" With that the nun turns around and says "Surprise I'm the bus driver."
2007-01-22 02:55:30 · update #1
you hv done it again lmao 10/10 x
2007-01-22 05:26:44 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Two nuns walking in the desert and they are starving but,all they have with them is a bag of flour and no water.
I have an idea says the first nun.As we are dying of hunger why not piss on the flour then we can make bread so,the first nun squatted over the flour but could not piss so the other one said "come out the way" then squatted over the flour but,she farted and blew all the flour away.
2007-01-22 03:05:05 · answer #2 · answered by mentor 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
3 nuns walking for the duration of the park at nightfall, unexpectedly a guy jumps in front of them and flashes them. the 1st nun, she had a stroke, the 2nd nun she had a stroke, the third nun, does no longer touch him!
2016-10-31 23:56:16 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sorry, chris, Citizen has posted this joke long time back.
2007-01-22 04:13:18 · answer #4 · answered by Hobby 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
due that was funny . i have a one liner
what do you call a sleep walking nun ?
a roaming catholic! lmao
2007-01-22 03:00:35 · answer #5 · answered by NONAME 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the old ones are the best
2007-01-22 03:01:12 · answer #6 · answered by top cat 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hehe thats good.
2007-01-22 03:00:23 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ahah lol heard somthing like this one b4 but its stll good
2007-01-22 02:58:50 · answer #8 · answered by urzalwayz5646 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
LOL
9/10
Keep smilin'.
2007-01-22 04:10:03 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao made me chuckle xx
2007-01-22 02:59:05 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋