And why would he go there first?
2007-01-22 02:31:07 · 27 answers · asked by zoezeph 4 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
sorry i meant as an emanation of a human (like a holiday)
2007-01-22 02:36:08 · update #1
He'd probably head off to Spain for an all-inclusive 2 week break.
2007-01-22 02:38:57 · answer #1 · answered by Pickle 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I reckon he'd go to the antarctic and sit with the penguins - I reckon hes probably sick of
"Oh God PLEEEEEASE can I have that new shiny car" or
"OH God why have you abandoned me to the cold snow why don't you love me any more"
"I have decided it is the end of the world where are you your late?"
Whinge Whinge Whine Whine
At least he'd only get frostbite there and not all the crud he has to deal with on a day to day basis.
2007-01-22 12:05:21 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
He'd go to the same place he supposedly went to the last time. No one finds it irrational that god wants the world to worship him, but the son didn't even bother going to australia, sub-saharan africa, china, or the americas. For some reason, he chose to "spread his word" within a few sqaure kilometers, ignoring every other religion except for judaism.
2007-01-22 10:35:39 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well it is not an if it is a reality and He will come back and touch down on the Mt of Olives in Jerusalem and the mountain will split into.
This is fact not fantasy, fact not fiction, fact not religion, fact not fancy - it will happen get prepared to meet him.
2007-01-22 10:35:54 · answer #4 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A cardinal rushes into see the Pope in a great deal of exitement.
"Holy Father, Holy Father, I have good and bad news, HE is back! he has phoned us and is curing the sick and raising the dead!"
The Pope swallows guiltily and sweat breaks out on his brow.
"Wonderful news! but what is the bad news?"
"Holy Father, he is calling from Salt Lake City!"
2007-01-22 12:48:45 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
depends on the God, some Gods like one country over another, if youre a monotheist, disreguard this answer, if you know there are other Gods, then it depends on the God, I for one would go to Japan, they love my foxes, and i love thier martial arts and anime. Japan as far as i know, is not filled with arrogant christians.
2007-01-22 10:35:47 · answer #6 · answered by stinkythebadferret5 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
He'd go to Tijuana to have a tattoo and some good shots of Tequila. Then he'd jump the fence over to San Diego.
2007-01-22 10:36:42 · answer #7 · answered by Исаак Озимов 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I don't a specific country would be His landing pad. He is too great and He would appear in the Heavens, not on earth.
2007-01-22 10:34:06 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
there is no "IF" about it.
when Jesus Christ (God) returns to earth,
it will be in Jerusalem, Israel.
He will go there to defeat Satan and the forces of evil who are attacking the Holy land, seeking the destruction of the Jews.....
something which God has promised will not happen.
2007-01-22 10:35:28 · answer #9 · answered by Chef Bob 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
She would join other fictional characters, such as bilbo baggins and harry potter, and sit on a bookshelf in fictionland gathering dust
2007-01-22 10:48:31 · answer #10 · answered by Jon H 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋