Two lawyers are walking down the street, when a beautiful woman walks by.
"Boy, I'd like to screw her," says one lawyer.
"I agree," says the other. "But out of what?"
2007-01-22 02:28:30 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
thats true they will screw the knickers of you 10/10
2007-01-22 03:17:52 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great! Here's another:
A lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. To his dismay, there were thousands of people ahead of him in line to see St. Peter. To his surprise, St. Peter left his desk at the gate and came down the long line to where the lawyer was, and greeted him warmly. Then St. Peter and one of his assistants took the lawyer by the hands and guided him up to the front of the line, and into a comfortable chair by his desk. The lawyer said, "I don't mind all this attention, but what makes me so special?"
St. Peter replied, "Well, I've added up all the hours for which you billed your clients, and by my calculation you must be about 193 years old!"
2007-01-22 11:40:20 · answer #2 · answered by Groucho Returns 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one Chris.
was walking in the hills the other day and was on this very narrow ledge, a beautiful blonde came towards me, didnt know whether to let her pass or toss myself off!!!!
2007-01-22 10:36:10 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
10/10 good one
2007-01-22 11:28:20 · answer #4 · answered by sweetness 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol, typical Lawyers
2007-01-22 10:31:20 · answer #5 · answered by agius1520 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
pretty gd lol 9/10 x
2007-01-22 13:43:12 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth . .So help me.
2007-01-22 10:35:51 · answer #7 · answered by Whistler R 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one
2007-01-22 11:47:28 · answer #8 · answered by AnswerGeek 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i like it
2007-01-22 10:31:36 · answer #9 · answered by Linda 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny funny
2007-01-22 10:41:25 · answer #10 · answered by booge 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋