Funniest joke wins!
2007-01-22 02:09:10 · 10 answers · asked by Win 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
A young man goes to a whorehouse to expierence his first taste of sex.
The madam suggests that he start with 69. He decides to give it a try.
The prostitute leads him to a room, gets undressed, and instructs the young man on what to do.
Unfortunately, just as he starts she farts.
The man quietly says to himself, "phew", but he goes down on her again.
A moment later she farts again. He says "phew", but continues.
Once more she farts. This time he immediately gets up and starts walking out. She asks him what's wrong, and he replies "I don't think I can take another 66 of those!"
2007-01-22 02:13:01 · answer #1 · answered by Electric 7 · 5⤊ 0⤋
One is a song, and another is a Michael Jackson joke.
Number 1:
(Sung to the tune of 'I Believe I Can Fly')
♫ I believe I can die, ♫
♫ I got ran over by the Ice Cream guy, ♫
♫ All I wanted was a popsicle, ♫
♫ Instead I ended up in a hospital . . . ♫
Number 2:
Q: What does a television and Michael Jackson have in common?
A: They both can get turned on by three year olds.
That's all I got.
2007-01-23 15:52:48 · answer #2 · answered by xinnybuxlrie 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
George Bush
2007-01-22 02:22:22 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
It was used by the British during World War I. The joke was so funny, when spoken in German, it caused the German army to laugh so hard, they died. The joke was later destroyed after the war.
2007-01-22 02:13:49 · answer #4 · answered by Captain Moe 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Q: How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
The blank looks following the answer are the most entertaining part.
A: Two - Same as on the outside.
If you don't get it now, you will in a couple hours.
2007-01-22 02:16:13 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Bill Clinton
2007-01-22 02:12:46 · answer #6 · answered by comet girl...DUCK! 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
a dirty joke: a man fell in the mud.
an even dirtier joke: a woman fell in the mud
2007-01-22 02:13:08 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
1. "Hello," he lied.
2. shortest pessimistic poem:
Hope?
Nope.
3. Nicole Ritchie's calendar comes with a SECRET bonus: turn it sideways, and it becomes LIFESIZE.
(#3 is my joke, by the by...)
2007-01-22 02:49:15 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
So a guy walks into a psychiatrist's office with a duck on his head.
The receptionist looks at him and says, "Can I help you?"
The duck says, "Yeah, get this guy off my butt!"
2007-01-22 02:13:16 · answer #9 · answered by 2Bs 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I could tell you but I'd have to kill you
2007-01-22 02:11:28 · answer #10 · answered by bonshui 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋