Farmer: I've got a bull that's right off it duties. It's got to service 300 cows and all it wants to do is eat.
Vet: Give it one of these little pills in its feed and stand back.
So 2 weeks later the farmer comes back to the vet:
Farmer: WOW, what a pill! I gave the pill to the bull like you said and POW! It jumped over the gate, ran down the lane and fxcked 70 cows in 30 minutes.
Vet: So, what's the problem - why have you come back?
Farmer: Well, I was wondering, I am meeting this 18-year-old tonight - could you give me one of those tablets? I'm not as young as I was.
Vet: Oh, no! Sorry, it's too strong but I will give you a quarter of a pill.
So the farmer takes the pill and goes off to prepare for his date. Several days later, the farmer goes back to the Vet.
Farmer: Hello, Vet. Wonderful. 40 Times.
Vet: So, why have you come back? Farmer: Ah! I need something for my wrist - she never showed up! !
2007-01-22 02:06:35 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
oh Chris whats happening ,I'm slacking here lol
another gd 1 lol 10/10
2007-01-22 05:40:40 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
she would have had a great time if she had 10/10
2007-01-22 11:02:12 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is a great joke 9/10
2007-01-22 10:30:25 · answer #3 · answered by barn owl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heheheee!!! That was a sure cracker! I loved it! Really kool!
2007-01-22 10:09:36 · answer #4 · answered by funmzire 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny, now get back to work!
2007-01-22 10:10:31 · answer #5 · answered by Baked n Blended 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is a ' handy ' ending !
2007-01-22 10:33:03 · answer #6 · answered by Whistler R 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha.......that's cool and cracker........made me laugh non stop... thanks for the laugh.
2007-01-22 10:15:23 · answer #7 · answered by Electric 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋