I'll pick the funniest one!
2007-01-22 01:40:43 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Why did the chicken cross the road?
to go to the pub
Why did the chicken go to the pub?
to go to the toilet
Why did the chicken go to the toilet?
cos thats where all the cocks hang out
2007-01-22 02:10:13 · answer #1 · answered by Matt 2 · 2⤊ 2⤋
Chicken Jokes For Adults
2016-11-15 08:40:25 · answer #2 · answered by sushil 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the gay guy's house.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
The chicken.
2014-01-11 17:31:06 · answer #3 · answered by ? 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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I'll pick the funniest one!
2015-08-10 10:33:37 · answer #4 · answered by Aurelea 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
chicken cross road joke
2016-01-29 20:53:59 · answer #5 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
SIMON COWELL: I dont care WHY the chicken crossed the road. I just want him to know that that was THE WORST road crossing I have ever had the misfortune to endure. PAULA ABDUL: Well...I dont think it matters why that chicken crossed the road. But it was beautiful. And he knows that he achieved his goal and made our lives beautiful. The other side of that road is where your dreams are and... [MORE DRUNKEN RAMBLINGS] RANDY JACKSON: Yo. Check this out. Dawg! That was TIGHT! It was off the chiz-ang. You smashed it , dawg!
2016-03-16 23:32:26 · answer #6 · answered by Josephine 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. why did the turkey cross the road? because he was stapled to the chicken. hahaha. my 3 year old nephew told me that one. it was sooooo bad, i had to pass it on for others to enjoy.
2007-01-22 01:52:55 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Why did the chicken go halfway across the road?
She wanted to lay it on the line.
(Groan)
2007-01-22 02:08:50 · answer #8 · answered by gamblin man 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To prove to the opossum that it could be done.
2007-01-22 04:25:25 · answer #9 · answered by degesetay 3 · 1⤊ 2⤋
why did the napolean dynomite chicken cross the road?
Because he felt like it GOSH!! :-)
2007-01-22 01:56:06 · answer #10 · answered by carson<3 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋