When I convert to islam, will the islam rep help me find my four wives?

Question

I am thinking of converting to islam but I want to make sure the the local islam sales rep puts in writing that since they are the fastest growing religion on earth, that there will be plenty of wives to choose from

How will the sales rep help me find my four dumb american wives, after all women are converting to islam right? and I don't want intelligent women cause the koran says women are not as smart as men.

Also I need them to be dumb so they don't learn to question things.

Is there like a contract that I can sign with the sales rep so I don't get skrewed!?

Answer 1

HILLARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MAY YOU LIVE LONG, PROSPER, AND MULTIPLY LIKE RABITS...IN FACT...CLONE YOURSELF...I WILL FINANCE IT.

Answer 2

If you think about men and women in an unbiased way. Then you must agree, that men have a much higher tendency to fornication, yes? So, Since Allah(swt) is All-Knower, and since Allah(swt) created us, Allah(swt) knows both men and women. Allah(swt) knows what is inside the Hearts of All of mankind. And because Islam is very very strict against sex outside of marriage, Allah(swt) has given man the option of marrying up to 4 wives, as not to stray outside of marriage. And therefore we will have no reason to stray. You see, most things in Islam is there for the protection of every man and woman. Allah(swt) knows us better than we know ourselves and therefore knows what is best for us. ----- Secondly. If you think logically about the situation of the World, you will see that the are far more women than there are men. So, logically (and as you go on with your research you will find that the Quraan and Islam tends towards our logic and intellect more than any other belief system), men should be able to marry more than 1 wife in terms of world population.

Answer 3

It is not compulsory to married 4 wives in Islam. Holy Koran never stated that women not smart as men.

Answer 4

to start with where did you get the "FACT" that Koran says that women are less smart than men?

judging by your question I think the sales representative will find a very hard time finding 4 wives who are dumber than you are.

but good luck any how

Answer 5

Sales rep? Four wives off the bat and you want them to be American? Ooooohhh weeee that's a tall order.

Answer 6

although your tone is quite irritating...but let me reply you..

in Islam ... it says... if you can do justice and equality... with wives..and if you want more ....then do marry another women...but don't do adultery..also it is not compulsory...to have 4 wives...every act is Islam should be seen in historical prospective.. when Islam came into Arabia...at that time.. the Arab leaders and head of tribes and rich people used to have hundreds of wives at one time...so Islam just limited then to 4...but with certain limitations and with principles..
it was only customary in arab at that time to have more than one wife..and it still persists in some arabian countries....the muslims of rest of world...almost 99.99% have only one wife during thier life span...
as a person i believes that wife is another name of "vampire" so its better to keep one rather than 2 or more......loll

Answer 7

You have to be pretty wealthy to have more than one wife.

But it seems like you don't have the good intention of pleasing God buy submitting to him 5 times a day. He knows whats in your heart.

Peace Be With You

Answer 8

the question show your very limited knowledge about Islam. You made fun of yourself by asking such a dumb question.

Peace.

http://askmuslims.com

Answer 9

When you find out that buying just one wife will likely cost you as much as 30,000 dollars you might change your mind. Very few muslims can afford more than one wife.

Answer 10

Hey, they might even hook you up with 72 virgins.

Answer 11

No Muslim woman would tolerate you.