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You know you're living in 2007 when..
1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.
2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.
3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3.
4. You e-mail your mate who works at the desk next to you.
5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends is that they do not
have e-mail addresses.
6. When you go home after a long day at work you still answer the phone in a
business manner.
7. When you make phone calls from home, you accidentally dial "9" to get an
outside line.
8. You've sat at the same desk for four years and worked for three different
companies.
10. You learn about your redundancy on the 11 o'clock news.
11. Your boss doesn't have the ability to do your job.
12. Contractors outnumber permanent staff and are more likely to get
long-service awards.
13. You read this entire list, and kept nodding and smiling.

2007-01-22 01:20:18 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

14. You got this email from a friend that never talks to you any more,
except to send you jokes from the net.
15. You are too busy to notice there was no No 9
16. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a No.9???

2007-01-22 01:21:48 · update #1

30 answers

oh what pmsl ,im getting old chris lol 10/10

2007-01-22 05:53:37 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

good one..
14..

1) Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.
2) Forget the health food. I need all the preservatives I can get.
3) When you fall down, you wonder what else you can do while you're downthere.
4) You're getting old when you get the same sensation from a rocking chair that you once got from a roller coaster.
5) It's frustrating when you know all the answers but nobody bothers to ask you the questions.
6) Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician.
7) Wisdom comes with age, but sometimes age comes alone.

now im feeling it too....lol

2007-01-22 02:02:44 · answer #2 · answered by Mr (FnC).. Frogncat 5 · 0 0

No - no longer totally real - if truth be told, as you become older, you change into more suitable pleasing . this may be as a results of very shown actuality that a guy receives more suitable matured, has a more suitable sturdy income/pastime and likely some affordable prices that ought to help him set up his/their personal residence, and so on.

2016-10-15 22:34:38 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

You are at work, aren't you? And you're bored, aren't you? I'm not. I've just had a nice little lunch and found that I'd nodded off in the chair. What shall I do me now, a nice cup of tea and then I'll potter off to the shops I think. Aaahhh life of the idle rich....

2007-01-22 01:25:22 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

good chris the number 9 bit is bril 10/10

2007-01-22 02:47:20 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Yeb....Still nodding and smiling...and in fact after scrolling back twice to look for No. 9....I seached for my newer glasses !! Ah! Now I can see you better...and...You really are..smiling...lol...
Thankx for making my nite.....Happy 2007...

2007-01-22 01:27:17 · answer #6 · answered by ozzy chik... 5 · 0 0

Very clever...can relate to all of them, especially liked no 8, it made me laugh out loud.

2007-01-22 01:26:10 · answer #7 · answered by floss 4 · 0 0

Omg, that's so true!! I keep dialing '9' frm my home phone too!!

2007-01-22 01:43:58 · answer #8 · answered by sugarscamp 5 · 0 0

yes! all true! even scrolled for the no 9.

2007-01-22 01:24:38 · answer #9 · answered by jenzi_e 2 · 1 0

17. You copied this and e-mailed it to everyone in your address book!

2007-01-22 01:23:55 · answer #10 · answered by MOM KNOWS EVERYTHING 7 · 2 1

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