my kids like this one..
Ladies and jelly spoons, hobos and tramps,
Cross-eyed mosquitoes and bow-legged ants,
I stand before you to sit behind you
To tell you something I know nothing about.
Next Thursday, which is Good Friday,
There’s a Mother’s Day meeting for fathers only.
Wear your best clothes if you haven’t any.
Please come if you can’t; if you can, stay at home.
Admission is free; pay at the door.
Pull up a chair and sit on the floor.
It makes no difference where you sit;
The man in the gallery’s sure to spit.
The show is over, but before you go,
Let me tell you a story I don’t really know.
some peeps my know it...lol
2007-01-22 00:26:47 · 7 answers · asked by Mr (FnC).. Frogncat 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
i've never heard this one b4
2007-01-22 00:34:20 · answer #1 · answered by The Doc 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny.
2007-01-24 14:03:49 · answer #2 · answered by Gsplan 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
one fine day in the middle of the night
two dead men got up to fight
back to back they faced each other
drew their swords and shot one another
2007-01-22 10:50:46 · answer #3 · answered by barn owl 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Never heard it before. Its good!!
2007-01-22 08:43:16 · answer #4 · answered by CJ 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I like it too
2007-01-22 08:47:03 · answer #5 · answered by deepee 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
yeah ..I've heard this and its pretty funny!!!! I like it too...ãlol.........
2007-01-22 08:42:19 · answer #6 · answered by (^_^) 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL.
Have a great evening, and thanks for the laughs!
2007-01-23 18:26:25 · answer #7 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋