A duck walks into a bar and says to the barman "have you got any bread?" the barman says "no"
Two minutes later the duck says "have you got any bread?" again the barman says "no"
Two minutes later the duck says "have you got any bread?" the barman says "I just told you, no"
Two minutes later the duck says "have you got any bread?" the barman is getting really annoyed now and says "no and if you ask me that once more then I will nail your beak to the bar"
Two minutes later the duck says "have you got any nails?" the barman says "no"
The duck then says "have you got any bread?"
Well I thought it was funny and a bit of light relief for a Monday!
2007-01-22 00:12:26 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Smart duck =)
And thanks, I nvr liked blue Mondays
2007-01-22 00:21:34 · answer #1 · answered by sugarscamp 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
and then,
the duck says '' do you have a hammer?''
the bartender says '' once again, no''
the duck says '' have you got any bread?"
the bartender says '' no and i'll shoot you with my shotgun and cook you! NOW SCRAM!
later,
the duck says '' do you have a shotgun?''
the bartender says'' nope.''
the duck says '' do you have any ammo?''
the bartender says ''no''
the duck says'' have you got any bread?''
the bartender says ''#$%&*''
2007-01-22 08:20:01 · answer #2 · answered by skynet 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Eight out of ten for trying
2007-01-22 08:22:48 · answer #3 · answered by mistymiss 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This one was on here only a week or two ago?
But it did make me smile
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2007-01-22 08:19:40 · answer #4 · answered by mojorainbow1 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not bad heard it b4
7/10
Keep tryin'.
Keep smilin'.
2007-01-22 08:28:28 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
no wasnt funny at all but keep trying
2007-01-22 08:17:11 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i gave ya a chukel.
2007-01-22 09:06:48 · answer #7 · answered by *~krazi~* 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one
2007-01-22 08:27:50 · answer #8 · answered by jaguar 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not bad
2007-01-22 08:20:39 · answer #9 · answered by yankee h8er 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha aha ha, 'have you got more?' thanx.
2007-01-22 08:17:41 · answer #10 · answered by Another face in the crowd 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋