with a chicken under his arm and says "i'd like you to meet the pig i've been sleeping with for 10 years"
"thats a chicken!!!!" his wife proclaims
to which he replies " I WAS TALKING TO THE CHICKEN"
2007-01-21 23:50:56 · 20 answers · asked by daftarseuk 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL.
Thanks for the laugh. Have a great evening!
2007-01-23 10:30:48 · answer #1 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋
fine
Q: What is the height of shock?
A: When you are having sex with a pregnant woman & suddenly a hand grabs your di.ck from inside!
2007-01-23 07:15:44 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Mean but funny
2007-01-22 09:09:26 · answer #3 · answered by laney 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes
2007-01-22 07:54:15 · answer #4 · answered by jack 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one lol
2007-01-22 15:55:21 · answer #5 · answered by Zenlife07 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Chicken .....Pig.....The man is an animal lover.....Sheep ....Camel...
2007-01-22 07:55:53 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was really good, i haven't heard that one before..nice..
2007-01-22 08:01:47 · answer #7 · answered by Sarah L 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha, nice 4points
2007-01-22 07:56:22 · answer #8 · answered by skynet 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG. How mean, but good one. LOL
2007-01-22 07:54:37 · answer #9 · answered by Jodi C 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ohhh thats nasty of him. all the same goodone there.
2007-01-22 07:54:10 · answer #10 · answered by Lady 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oooohhhh.... BeefBeefBeef!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
...or should I say PorkPorkPork? I don't know lol!
2007-01-22 08:08:23 · answer #11 · answered by claireybearyfairy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋