I think he cruises for hookers.
2007-01-21 22:45:09 · 28 answers · asked by ? 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
No, that's work for him. On his day off he does good stuff.
2007-01-21 22:49:45 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
He gets his chores done.
The average day off for Satan:
7:00 am: Wake up and go for a nice jog, take a dip in the sulfuric lakes of acid.
8:00am: Return home, eat a hearty breakfast of flapjacks, yogurt with oats, and some eggs.
8:30am: Get some paperwork done, attend a meeting with God and Jesus about improving the automatic filter system for dividing people into Heaven and Hell.
10:45am: Take yoga lessons and attends a pilates session.
12:00pm: Eat a light lunch of a bagel with some salad.
12:30pm: Phones Hitler, asks if he wants to go for a game of golf.
12:45pm: meet up with ol' Adolf, golf, and discuss current Earth politics. Satan tries to convince Adolf that Jews aren't evil, but all people in general are inclined to be evil.
3:00pm Go home, check e-mail.
3:50pm go shopping for some human spare ribs. Prepares a bbq.
6:00pm: Has a bbq party w/ friends.
8:00pm: Watches Jackass the Movie.
10:00pm: Fall asleep after reading the Cather in the Rye.
2007-01-22 07:08:46 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Writes Speeches for Tony Blair and Gordon Brown --- Then gives a Lecture to the Other Bastards in "New Labour" on how to continue to Destroy Great Britain --- Retire and Run for Cover with your Ill Gotten Gains
2007-01-22 12:22:55 · answer #3 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LAST BREAK DAY:
Get out of the Webber Grill and brushed off the embers.
Get in his flame red El Camino.
Drive up Interstate 5 with the finger showing all the way.
Stop at Starbucks for a wake me up with Ron Popiel.
Drive around the wooded areas tossing cigarette stubs out the windows in fire hazard areas.
Paint Balling Mormon and Jehovah Witness door to door people on the roads.
Drop Cherry Fizzies in the holy water fonts at a few Catholic churches and tells old folks that it is a miracle.
Send a new violent suxual content game idea to one of the video game companies.
Impersonate God and tells George Bush not to lift the toilet seat before going to irritate his wife.
Make Tom Cruise shrink one millimeter.
Run down mail boxes in front of retirement homes.
Touch some Gallo Vineyard wine vats and changes the contents into water.
Call sharks in to dine on surfers.
Screw with Arnold's diction tapes so he can't kick the Germanic accent.
Go bowling with Pat Robertson.
Listen to Lawrence Welk records played backwards with Jerry Falwell.
Generate billions of pieces of mortgage refinance junk mail.
Blow out the Olympic Eaternal Flame (in season).
Make squirrels run in front of cars.
Selectively transform sugar into salt in diners all over the USA.
Generate football rage in Europe.
Hides car keys.
Cause vending machines to malfunction.
Send the PMS Fairy out to infect thousands of women.
Generate even more television comnmercials to see how little entertainment people will take before revolting.
Create even more junk to put on AOL.
Rectal insertion of a porcupine into Adolf Hitler.
Dress up as Big Foot and transports all over the globe.
Teleport flying sauces to places where Big Foot is just too unbelievable.
Waste time beating Nancy Pelosi with the Ugly Stick.
Encourage holy men and boy scout leaders to frolic with the "lads".
Spits chewing tobacco juice on to ATM keypads.
Chew the fat with Jenny Craig.
Makes Oprah add or drop 20 pounds.
Mess with oil prices.
Helps CNN turn facts into fiction.
Ride a moped around Tehran.
Give Dick Cheney hunting lessons.
Golf with Castro.
Made you ask stupid questions.
2007-01-22 07:23:20 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Comes on Yahoo answers
2007-01-22 06:55:26 · answer #5 · answered by ringo711 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think he uses Yahoo answers looking for ideas of what to do on his day off
2007-01-22 06:48:27 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
He doesn't have a day off, but he sure does put in for alot of overtime.
2007-01-22 06:50:44 · answer #7 · answered by tracy211968 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
He drops by for a cuppa and a biscuit...then i tell him off for being a bad boy!
2007-01-22 08:59:14 · answer #8 · answered by Solista 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He doesn't take any days off, he is working hard and without letup on proving his charges that he can turn all of God's creation of humans against him (God)(1Peter5:8)
2007-01-22 06:53:33 · answer #9 · answered by I speak Truth 6 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Poses dozy questions on this site for other dozy buggers to answer.
2007-01-22 07:02:38 · answer #10 · answered by Shunter 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Satan never takes a day off, & also God don't take a day off.
2007-01-22 06:54:01 · answer #11 · answered by birdsflies 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋