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Question

A man with a bad stomach complaint goes to his doctor and asks him what he can do. The doctor replies that the illness is quite serious but can be cured by inserting a suppository up his anal passage. The man agrees, and so the doctor warns him of the pain, tells him to bend over and shoves the thing way up his behind. The doctor then hands him a second dose and tells him to do the same thing in six hours.

So, the man goes home and later that evening tries to get the second suppository inserted, but he finds that he cannot reach himself properly to obtain the required depth. He calls his wife over and tells her what to do. The wife nods, puts one hand on his shoulder to steady him and with the other shoves the medicine home. Suddenly the man screams, "DAMN!" "What's the matter?" asked the wife, "Did I hurt you?"

"No," replies the man, "but I just realized that when the doctor did that, he had BOTH hands on my shoulder."

Answer 1

Nice one. Couldn't help wondering if your name is ROGER S or ROGERS!

Answer 2

Haha. Read it on YA once, but i didn't get it then, so you told it better cos when the punchline came through I was like LMBBBO.

Answer 3

Never heard that joke before.
But LMAO, hilarious.
v v funny

Answer 4

Ah gross man!! Haha! Bloody funny joke man!:-)

Answer 5

Like that

Answer 6

funny in a sixk kinda way - but still funny
lol!

Answer 7

I've heard alot of sick ones but i never heard this one; that's funny!

Answer 8

Hee hee

Answer 9

dirty doc was his name harry 10/10

Answer 10

Funny.........hehehe