The Wedding Ring
Recently a man had to go to the hospital to have his wedding
ring cut off from his penis. After his mistress found the ring in his pants pocket and got so mad at him she stuck it on him while he was asleep.
I don't know what's more embarrassing, having your mistress
find out you're married, explaining to your wife how your wedding
ring got on your penis, or finding out your penis fits through your
wedding ring!!
2007-01-21 22:17:55 · 12 answers · asked by ~LAX Mom~ 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
OMG..I thought we told jokes on here for entertainment purposes, not in order to be critiqued..wtf is this?...online stand-up comic school? Lighten up!!(figures it's a MAN who ripped it apart..) :P
2007-01-21 22:29:07 · update #1
Good joke, ignore the negative---they are trying on their wedding ring for size........HAHAHA...
2007-01-22 04:47:03 · answer #1 · answered by Maw-Maw 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Maybe that's just where he kept his "family jewels"..
I didn't know "Prince Albert" wore a wedding ring...
His wife suggested to cut the penis off the ring.
He tried to sue his mistress, but it wouldn't stand up in court..lack of hard evidence.
2007-01-21 22:34:40 · answer #2 · answered by stan w 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
the most is finding out your penis fits through your
wedding ring!!
2007-01-21 22:55:01 · answer #3 · answered by The Doc 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That`s a great joke. Funny.
2007-01-22 01:11:18 · answer #4 · answered by laney 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well I'm a bloke and I thought it was funny! I tried to do that myself once, but it was no good...it kept slipping off!
2007-01-21 23:42:17 · answer #5 · answered by brainyandy 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The ring must have been a very big one or his penis very very small.!!!
2007-01-21 22:25:22 · answer #6 · answered by raj k 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha! You gave me a good laugh! Nice joke man! :-)
2007-01-21 22:32:29 · answer #7 · answered by Motti _Shish 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I think its contradicting. All of the answers are embarressing, and by giving the reader the choice of either of them, implies he has all of them, therefor contradicts itself. Nice one!!
2007-01-21 22:27:01 · answer #8 · answered by Josh 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Likin it twice.
2007-01-21 22:52:12 · answer #9 · answered by MJ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha
that's a good one
lol
2007-01-21 23:58:49 · answer #10 · answered by ngbreeca 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋