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it really hurts to jerk the gherkin slap the salami strangle the snake ect.

skin is peeling off and it smells gangrenous any ideas?

2007-01-21 20:19:51 · 19 answers · asked by frank s 1 in Health Diseases & Conditions Skin Conditions

19 answers

see a doctor

2007-01-21 20:23:02 · answer #1 · answered by DEWEY 2 · 1 0

I don't actually think you are for real, because anyone who has burned their groin would be howling for a doctor.

Nevertheless - in the first instance, go to the ER and seek medical review. You should be seen by a plastic surgeon or the doctors from the burns team, ultimately, for a burn to a specialized area.

It's not entirely clear if you have 3rd degree (ie full thickness) burns either. You wouldn't be playing with that part of the body if this was the case.

If the injury is as bad as you say, you should see a doctor and you would need pain relief, antibiotics, have the area cleaned and debrided, a burns dressing applied, and probably get a review from a urologist.

Or you can keep doing what you're doing and have infection set in. Then you'll be REALLY sorry.

2007-01-21 20:27:26 · answer #2 · answered by Orinoco 7 · 1 0

I'm sorry, but if you have 3rd degree burns on your penis, your not gonna want to spank the monkey. I wouldn't think that it would even cross your mind. If it has, after one stroke you'd be in so much pain you wouldn't want to anymore. BUT if you really really have to slap the salami which has 3rd degree burns, I think I would use some good aloe gel for burns & as far as the smell, either plug your nose with some ear plugs or something or put some vicks vapor rub right under your nose. Maybe you can find more info here on strangling the snake...see link below:

2007-01-21 20:26:52 · answer #3 · answered by Jaysangl 4 · 0 1

sorry you burned your penis .why were you cooking naked . try sitting in a cool bath or try putting cool rags on it any way send somebody to the nearest drug store and see if they can get 1% silver sulfadiazine cream and also get some 2nd skin moist burn pads because it will take the burning out you also need to go to the emergency room and see how bad you burned you penis don't try wearing any under wear or that because you are wanting the blisters to pop on there own but please go to the nearest e.r. and find out how bad it is don't wait because if it starts it can scar and cause the skin to shrink and it can take several surgeries to correct it so please don't wait good luck and keep us informed

2016-05-24 14:25:10 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

mature some and then realize this is why you don't have a girl.

proof of you age and maturity.....lack of knowledge that a burn in that region would have you in so much pain there is no way you'd sit at a computer and type. You'd be laying in a emergency ward.

2007-01-21 20:24:26 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

Open the top cover on a car battery and dip your Dong in one of the holes. Works better than aloe man.

2007-01-21 20:23:37 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

Yeah, do me a favor, as a woman, grow up! Immature men don't win points with many women. . .

2007-01-21 20:31:06 · answer #7 · answered by joesredheadamyxx 1 · 1 1

Yeah, next time you're drinking a hot liquid, take your head out of your butt, first.

2007-01-21 20:25:17 · answer #8 · answered by scruffycat 7 · 1 0

for crying out loud, see a doctor before it falls off.

2007-01-21 20:23:14 · answer #9 · answered by St♥rmy Skye 6 · 1 0

I would just cut it off and get an implant. it will heal alot faster and be alot smoother than a charred penis. thats all i got for ya!

2007-01-21 20:24:51 · answer #10 · answered by strausbaugh2000 2 · 1 2

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