This redhead math major was driving down a country road on spring break when she had to stop for a herd of sheep crossing the road. Being an opportunist, she decided to try out her math skills. She got out and asked the sheepherder,"If I can tell you how many sheep you have, can I have one?" Of course he took her up on it. She took out her pencil, some paper and a calculator and set about making graphs and quadrants and all that stuff. When she finished, she said,"You have 103 sheep," He said,"You got it. Go ahead and take your pick." She took one of the animals and put it in her car. Before she could leave, the sheepherder walked up to her window.....What did he say????
2007-01-21 17:23:54 · 7 answers · asked by stringer_G 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Sheepherder:"If i can guess the real colour of your hair can i have my sheep back?"
The blonde thought it was fair to let him try.
Sheepherder: " Your a blonde, now give me my dog back!"
2007-01-21 18:24:23 · answer #1 · answered by Lefties 2 Da Bone!!! 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I only have 102 sheep?
2007-01-22 01:59:55 · answer #2 · answered by greythound crazy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He asked "how did you know I had that many sheep?" "that's easy", the blonde said. "I counted all the legs and divided by four!"
2007-01-22 01:36:16 · answer #3 · answered by daddydoggie 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is a redhead JOKE not a blonde
2007-01-22 02:31:18 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats not a sheep, thats my dog!
2007-01-22 01:28:27 · answer #5 · answered by UR funee but looks arent evrythg 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He said.... "Are you wearing a wig?" or "Are you a natural blonde?"
"Yes, why?"
"Because you took my dog!"
2007-01-22 01:32:57 · answer #6 · answered by dowian2 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
he saw a mirror....!!!!
2007-01-22 01:36:38 · answer #7 · answered by ♥ DaaNaa ♥ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋