2007-01-21 17:14:47 · 16 answers · asked by blacksnakewhip 1 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
Here's what you do...
Tell her that you've recently been diagnosed with dyslexia and as a result, you've been flipping things around in you mind, so really you should have been dating the other twin all along.
She'll be so busy feeling sorry for your medical condition that she won't even care.
And on the positive side, you get to enjoy break-up sex then roll over and have first time sex with her sister.
Just make sure you keep her happy, this way when the sister of your dreams doesn't put out, you can always go back there for a little fun.
Just don't get caught!
2007-01-21 17:24:00 · answer #1 · answered by Xeno 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
As if these two ladies don't have enough problems. That's just sad. Let's say you do break it to the lady you are dating... It's not like she can go away and let you be happy.... If her twin sister is in tune with her sister (I am sure she is) , then I am sure you'll be the one leaving anyway. Why don't you keep this information to yourself and not be selfish. Break up with her gently and move on.
2007-01-21 17:21:08 · answer #2 · answered by aprildin 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well this is going to be quite delicate. Is there any chance you would consider a three-some? I mean it would be a lot simpler. For instance the privacy issue during intimate moments. If you had a 3 some you wouldn't have to put the one sister in a bag until you were done.
2007-01-21 17:20:24 · answer #3 · answered by morahastits 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
They conjoined!! repeat that to urself cause I'm guessing U haven't processed that. Either way u'll be telling them together!!
2007-01-21 17:26:45 · answer #4 · answered by Phoenix21 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well since you cant tell them by themselves you just have to break it too her. sorry its a must for conjoined twins.
2007-01-21 17:18:52 · answer #5 · answered by IgotwatUn33d 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ever heard of the game telephone? Just pass the message along. Better to have someone she loves break the news to her...
2007-01-21 17:20:07 · answer #6 · answered by la mujer 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Express your undying love by throwing yourself off of a cliff.
2007-01-21 17:23:53 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Tough one. But I think I have the answer. Next time you are doin her, cu*m on her sisters face instead. This should at least get the point across.
2007-01-21 17:20:06 · answer #8 · answered by IMA SUCK@SS 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
you need to get the one your dating alone and break it to her, then get the other one alone and ask her out and tell her not to tell her sister.
2007-01-22 03:30:59 · answer #9 · answered by rikki 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
depends on where they are joined at if it's cranal,she'll be in your face no matter what!!!!so drop he easy as she can make life hard for you & sis. If it's at the hips, do what ever???? AS SHE CAN TURN BACK ON YOU WHILE U HAVE SEX & THEN TURN ROUND & SEE THE REAL A$$HOLE YOU ARE!!!!
2007-01-21 17:31:35 · answer #10 · answered by Spanky the monkey !!! 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋