...................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................... keeps their foreskin from covering their face!!!!
2007-01-21 16:55:36 · 8 answers · asked by stringer_G 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hehehe>>>I, now, know why they wear a necktie.
Here's one lawyer joke for you:
At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked a witness. "Isn't it true," he bellowed, "that you accepted five thousand dollars to compromise this case?"
The witness stared out the window, as though he hadn't hear the question.
"Isn't it true that you accepted five thousand dollars to compromise this case?" the lawyer repeated loudly.
The witness still did not respond.
Finally, the judge leaned over and said, "Sir, please answer the question."
"Oh," the startled witness said, "I thought he was talking to you."
2007-01-21 17:02:52 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
they are noble and rich mans
while I were watching movies I would always see business people wearing necktie too...
2007-01-21 18:39:00 · answer #2 · answered by POWERBS 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I give you a 10!
2007-01-21 18:32:51 · answer #3 · answered by -------- 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO...both of those jokes were funny. I will have to tell those to the lawyers in my office.
2007-01-21 17:28:31 · answer #4 · answered by Mr Mojo Risin 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
to true great 10/10
2007-01-21 17:33:54 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i love it. my ex-husband is 45 yrs. old and in law school. i can't wait to tell him. tee hee.
2007-01-21 16:59:05 · answer #6 · answered by icunurse85 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha xD
2007-01-21 16:58:41 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i don't get it :(
2007-01-21 16:59:07 · answer #8 · answered by ? 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋