I want to breed my dog?

Question

I want to breed my dog? I would like to stud my dog out, I would be willing to take pick of the litter or not charge too much? Never mind that he is not certified on anything health wise, he is not Championed in anything either. Oh, did I say he was a monorchid? Maybe he has hydrocephalus too! My ***** has been in labor pushing for 12 hours and there is no pup, I can't take her to the vet because I don't have any money though. Can dogs get pregnant if they only tie once?? What colors will I get if I breed a white German Shepherd to a Black and Tan German Shepherd?? If you people need to ask these questions, why don't you ask the breeder that you got your dogs from about breeding?? Is it because your dog came from a BYB that did not know anything and you think you have the best dog out there?? I want to find a Snorkie stud to breed my Snorkie ***** to, and by the way she is purebred because she has CKC papers!! What kind of questions do people need to ask before they know they

should not breed?? Feel free to add any more stupid questions to the list. It can go on forever!

Answer 1

Just found out that my dogs that I thought were just mutts are actually designer dogs. A chi-chi (chihuahua/chinese crested) and a labradane(lab/great dane). Maybe I can breed them and I will have Great Chi-chiadors. A chihuahua bad temperament and a Great Dane size. Could make a fortune selling them to junk yards.
So how exactly can I breed them?
Would the female(labradane) drag the male around hanging in the air if they tie up?

Answer 2

I totally agree. But I think the "best" question that I have ever heard on here was when someone asked how to breed their dog back to her father and then argued that it was not at all inbreeding. Thankfully most of the people set them strait, but it is still sad that someone was dumb enough to ask it in the first place. I do get tired of answering questions and then having people get nasty because you are telling them the truth about their reckless breeding, and I feel sorry for the dogs that have to go through it. Also, I really hate seeing questions on here about how long gestation is (after the dog is already pregnant)and the "my dog is pregnant but isn't registered how do I register the puppies" questions.

I do not believe in using any registries other than AKC, and I cannot believe that you can register mutts now with certain registries. They really give all registries a bad name, even though AKC is the strictest registry out there (especially with the DNA testing and the new microchip/tattoo section on the registration paper so reputable breeders can go ahead and permanently identify their dogs and it is indisputable), but anymore people will buy any "breed" of dog as long as it is "registered".

Answer 3

Gosh I saw your name on this question and I thought not this one too I thought she/he was real dog person not just furbaby owner. Whew, that was scary for a minute. LOL
It seems this weekend a lot of members were fed up with all the ridiculous questions.
That snorkie questioner was pretty funny no matter what she was told she kept coming back with more crap including telling everyone that her dog was in fact a purebred dog and we should do our research before saying otherwise. It was hysterical.
I agree that many questions should be asked BEFORE buying a dog but not just questions should be asked, thorough research should be done on the breed of choice to make sure you have chosen the right dog for you.
People put more research and ask more questions in buying a cell phone then they do in a living breathing animal.

You forgot the questions that want to know how you can tell the dog is pregnant because they don't want to waste money going to the vet in case she is not.
How about how old is too old to breed my female.
Is my female that is on her first period able to breed.
AND this one: Is six months old enough for a male to sire a litter.

Answer 4

lol amen. but then what else would you ask on yahoo answers. what would all of us responsible pet owners have to get upset about? because we're wrong when we say spay your dog. there's money to be made in breeding dogs! lmao. if only.


if you want to see scary though wander over into the parenting section, where parent's of a week old baby want to know how to get some sleep they desperatly need. i'm convinced these are the same people who were on here earlier asking about dog breeding and just decided having a human child would be easier. it's very scary the amount of stupidity in the world.

Answer 5

Don't forget this reply which I saw someone post a few weeks ago about their dog with the twisted bowel:

and to all you telln me that if i had a kid i wouldnt just her em suffer and not take them to the er...UM I DO HAVE A DAUGHTER! and thats completly different...shes MY BABY not a dog...so shut up and stop comparing the two, i have isurance for my daughter not my dog!!! military family= my whole family is covered! yea lets compare my 1 year old baby to a dog ive had 2 months! stupid..

"Ya, I have insurance for everyone and I care about them. Oh if I'd had the dog 1 year and my daughter for only 2 months I'd be taking the dog to the vet and letting the 2mo old die." Man I have lost faith in all humanity.

Answer 6

I had to read this twice before I realized you were kidding and being sarcastic ... lol.

Don't forget these two : "How long will my dog be pregnant" and "My 9 month pup just started her first heat.. What day should I breed her?"

Answer 7

Wait.... You forgot.....You are going to be selling the puppies for $600 each and you don't need to wait until they are atleast 8 weeks old, they can go at 5 weeks!

You also have to treat them with Sevin dust when they are 4 weeks old for fleas!!!

****Dang, forgot, I BREAD them because I didn't want my baby to miss out on the joys of motherhood!!!

You must be my long lost twin!!! Here is my question from the other day!

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=Ao6jS6xlY7ks.ihy3GyvyiHsy6IX?qid=20070120122032AANxaq1

Answer 8

I think people are "mis-reading" your question. Please read the whole question and then answer!!!

Here's my additions to your list:

How do I find a female to breed my male with?

How do I get them to mate?

They've been together for a couple of months, and she still isn't pregnant...is something wrong?

Does any body want to buy my puppies?

Does anyone know where I can place an ad for sale or free puppies?

They are (insert number of weeks old here) and ready for new homes...who wants them? (This is for people who think 6 weeks is old enough to leave the litter, and the even worse ones who get rid of them younger.)

How much should I charge for my pure bred "poopie-noodle" puppies?

How do I find a mate for my male dog...I want him to be a father at least once before I get him fixed.

Why are you telling me not to breed? I can do what I want. They're my dogs.

Answer 9

i would take the pregnant dog to a friends house who might be able to help if not i dont think she has a chance of making it my friend had the same problem and it turned out there was only one pup and it was huge! so they had to do Emergency seasection on her i would just be careful if u have a credit card of some sort use that or i dont give much hope for your dog

Answer 10

Go to the shelter (Ha), have them neutered, and get a job. Besides all that can I stud your dog out to my labpooshepbullchipug purebred please, we can go halves in the litter and make a fortune.