2007-01-21 15:08:00 · 21 answers · asked by Tiffany 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I don't know. When I told it to cross the road, it said: "What for?"
2007-01-21 15:23:11 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
There can be different answers from different perspectives...here are few....
KINDERGARTEN BOY: To get to the other side.
PLATO: For the greater good.
ARISTOTLE: It is the nature of chickens to cross roads.
KARL MARX: It was a historical inevitability.
TIMOTHY LEARY: Because that's the only trip the establishment would let it take.
SADDAM HUSSEIN: This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were quite justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it.
CAPTAIN JAMES T. KIRK: To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.
HIPPOCRATES: Because of an excess of phlegm in its pancreas.
MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR.: I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question.
MOSES: And God came down from the Heavens, and He said unto the chicken, "Thou shalt cross the road." And the chicken crossed the road, and there was much rejoicing.
RICHARD M. NIXON: The chicken did not cross the road. I repeat, the chicken did NOT cross the road.
MACHIAVELLI: The point is that the chicken crossed the road. Who cares why? The end of crossing the road justifies whatever motive there was.
BILL GATES: The newly released Chicken 2003, will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook.
DARWIN: Chickens, over great periods of time, have been naturally selected in such a way that they are now genetically disposed to cross roads.
EINSTEIN: Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road moved beneath the chicken depends upon your frame of reference and relativity.
GEORGE BUSH: We are committed to establishing a democracy where chickens freely cross roads without oppression from terrorist organizations.
Mulayam:"I demand a 50% reservation of the road for the chicken class, so that they can cross the road freely without their motives being questioned"
Abdul Kalam:"Yes, why did the chickens cross the road? .. please tell me why? .. they crossed to go to the other side of the road... now repeat after me ...."
Advani:"I see Pakistani hand in this ..."
Amitabh Bachhan:"The chicken has crossed the road?.. are you sure.. very sure ... really sure..."
H.S.Surjeet:"We are adopting a wait and watch policy. We have convened a meeting of the third front today. We will decide the future course of action after the chicken comes back.."
Maneka Gandhi:"Chicken crossed the road alone...!! If a vehicle had passed over it, we would have lost one of our dearest creatures. Ban all vehicles from using the road. Protect our chickens..."
2007-01-21 15:45:32 · answer #2 · answered by i m gr8 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it relatively is the character of chickens to pass the line dont you choose for a international the place all chickens would be loose to pass roads without needing being asked why in the international did you in basic terms go that highway? (:
2016-10-31 23:17:34 · answer #3 · answered by bonanno 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He was escaping from the Kentucky Fried Chicken Penitentiary
2007-01-21 15:26:13 · answer #4 · answered by Mr Mojo Risin 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Because it saw the Zebra Crossing?
2007-01-21 16:11:37 · answer #5 · answered by Tabby 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because the chicken,has had enough of living and wanted to be hit by a car..
2007-01-21 15:49:56 · answer #6 · answered by Jocko 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
To hold an "Eat mor Beef" sign at the Steakhouse across the street
2007-01-21 16:33:48 · answer #7 · answered by Me 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because there was a KFC on his side of the road.
2007-01-21 15:26:45 · answer #8 · answered by corylingard 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it saw Paris hilton on the other side and didnt want to be in the press
or
it saw britney and didnt want to be eaten!
2007-01-21 15:20:42 · answer #9 · answered by K G girl 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
To prove to the opossum that it could be done!!
2007-01-21 16:31:21 · answer #10 · answered by me here, where are you? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋