About a year ago, I had to stay in a hospital overnight for stomach pains. I got up in the middle of the night, and while I was in the hallway, my gown snagged on a laundry cart and ripped clean off me, while the orderly didn't notice!
In a panic, I had to run BUCK NAKED straight down the hall to my room, and a nurse noticed this, and came to my room and offered to get me a new gown with a smile on her face while I hit under my bed covers.
If YOU had been that nurse, what could you have said to make me blush about that one?
2007-01-21 15:01:39 · 17 answers · asked by Edward 1 in Health ➔ Diet & Fitness
Hey, pistolavirus! Jeff Foxworthy would stongly disagree with you about "buck naked". Both terms are used, but "buck naked" is actually the most commonly preferred of the two. LOL.
2007-01-21 15:15:00 · answer #1 · answered by ♫ frosty ♫ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nurse: It's ok many people get there gown ripped off them from the laundry cart. I actually like it.
2007-01-21 23:05:54 · answer #2 · answered by Little Princess 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think you have the wrong place. The nudist colony is the next building over.
or
Maybe you run around your house that way, but here, we prefer gowns and robes so as not to scare the neighbors.
And anytime I say smart remarks to someone, I always have a smile on my face so they know that I am joking.
2007-01-21 23:10:45 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You know, streaking is not allowed on hospital grounds.
Or, I'm surprised you didn't get a black eye running that fast.
Or, I've seen 'em run faster
Or, This is not a nudist colony Mrs..
Wow that must have been embarrassing! Too cool!
2007-01-21 23:15:49 · answer #4 · answered by looloo1122 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The nurse could have said: "Guess the laundry service was a little TOO early today dont you think?"(smiles)
:)
2007-01-21 23:08:11 · answer #5 · answered by bones 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Woah there cowboy i usually wait till the second date
2007-01-21 23:21:12 · answer #6 · answered by gone 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Any nurse or nursing aide could care less. They have seen it all over and over.
2007-01-21 23:05:16 · answer #7 · answered by pilljills 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Gee! I didn't know you were practicising for the ancient Olympics!
2007-01-21 23:15:24 · answer #8 · answered by Terence the Terrible 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Don't worry about it man, it's all water under the bridge. It obviously didn't kill you.
2007-01-21 23:07:04 · answer #9 · answered by creerhnter 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well exercise sure does get the blood pumping doesn't it?
2007-01-21 23:04:26 · answer #10 · answered by iamofnote 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋