A trooper pulls a car over and asks the driver why he was speeding. The guy answers he's a juggler on his way to do a show and didn't want to be late.
The trooper says he's fascinated by juggling, and if the guy would do some juggling for him, he wouldn't give him a ticket. The juggler says he had sent all of his equipment on ahead and didn't have anything to juggle.
The deputy tells him he has flares in the trunk of his squad car and asks if he could juggle them. The juggler says he can, so the deputy lights three flares and hands them to the juggler.
While the man is doing the juggling act, a car pulls up behind the squad car, a drunk gets out, and watches the performance briefly. He then goes to the squad car, opens the rear door and gets in. The deputy sees him doing this, opens the door, and asks the drunk what he thought he was doing.
The drunk answers: "Might as well take my a** to jail, there's no way in hell I can pass that test."
2007-01-21 14:57:56 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles