my genitals looks funny enough without little painful blisters on them.
Thanks a lot GOD.
2007-01-21 14:22:28 · 24 answers · asked by AVATARD 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
ROFL!! Well, what about it, God?!
2007-01-21 14:25:31 · answer #1 · answered by GODZILLA 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Would a sensible human being allow himself to spell the word as "herpies?"
2007-01-21 14:25:58 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Avatard is right.
Mocking God leads you into big trouble with Him. Do you think for one momment that you can go up against Him?
I think it better for you go and hide your head in the sand and let the sun bake those blistered balls of yours till you get the message.><>
2007-01-21 14:33:17 · answer #3 · answered by CEM 5 · 1⤊ 2⤋
God only writes the genetic code up to the
point that water shows up.
After that, we're on our own.
It would probably be wise to build your
city on higher ground.
2007-01-21 14:30:45 · answer #4 · answered by kyle.keyes 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
What makes you think that God put these herpes in your genitals ? People get herpes through multiple sex partners.
2007-01-21 14:46:50 · answer #5 · answered by Vannili 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Exodus 20:14.....
Thou shalt not commit adultery... and if you do, I'll give you a good reason to wish you hadn't!
2007-01-21 14:35:13 · answer #6 · answered by Yoda's Duck 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A loving god wouldn't.
2007-01-21 14:25:44 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Don't blame God for your transgressions. Keep your hands in your pockets, your zipper zipped, and your mouth shut. That way you will avoid any STD's. Try it!
2007-01-21 14:29:53 · answer #8 · answered by gldjns 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Thank those girls working in those $2 houses for that little gift !!
2007-01-21 14:25:33 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Read about Job.
2007-01-21 14:36:34 · answer #10 · answered by Khalin Ironcrow 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hopefully it will slow you down a bit.
2007-01-21 14:25:32 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋