The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue.
-Anonymous
Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.
-Ann Landers
If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.
-Will Rogers
There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.
-Ben Williams
A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.
-Josh Billings
The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.
-Andy Rooney
Dogs love their friends and bite their enemies, quite unlike people, who are incapable of pure love and always have to mix love and hate
-Sigmund Freud
My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to $3.00 a can That's almost $21.00 in dog money.
-Joe Weinstein
If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you; that is the principal difference between a dog and a man.
-Mark Twain
Ever consider what our dogs must think of us? I mean, here we come from a grocery with the most amazing haul, chicken, pork, half a cow. They must think we're the greatest hunters on earth!
-Anne Tyler
2007-01-21 13:11:57 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Pets ➔ Dogs
There great and its all true ,, dog are also a much better judge of people then we are ,,, i always trust it when my dog doesn't like some one rear as it maybe but i bet his right!!
2007-01-28 19:48:49 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-07 12:49:45 · answer #2 · answered by alisha 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I especially like the ones from Ben Williams and Mark Twain.
2007-01-21 13:16:41 · answer #3 · answered by mara 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Indubitably
2007-01-29 05:40:29 · answer #4 · answered by major b 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Those are awesome! And here is another one: Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.---Groucho Marx
2007-01-21 13:25:51 · answer #5 · answered by flacocajuncujo 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The line from Will Rogers says it best. I want to be with him and the dogs.
2007-01-27 14:50:56 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have seen it before but those never get old...I also like "I wish I could be as great of a person as my dog thinks I am"
2007-01-21 13:15:29 · answer #7 · answered by I do what I want.. 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yeah it makes me happy to hear all those. True isn't it. I love my Lola to pieces.
2007-01-21 23:18:57 · answer #8 · answered by jipp 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Reminds me how wonderful my dog is--Thanks!
2007-01-29 08:44:53 · answer #9 · answered by irishprincess777 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
dogs rule
2007-01-21 13:25:50 · answer #10 · answered by jessica s 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋