A man going through his mid life crisis just bought a lambourgini.
He started to go down the freeway at 95 mph.,
In his rear view mirror he saw flashing lights.
He thought I can out run this state trooper.
So he kept on at 95 mph.
The trooper stayed on him for an hour.
Finally the driver pulled over.
The trooper came to the driver's window and said
"Man it's Friday and I get off of work in 10 minutes,
If you give me a good reason why I shouldn't give you a ticket,
I'll let you go".
The driver thought about it and said
"When I saw you I was reminded of my ex wife
She left me for a state trooper."
The trooper said "Oh, I'm sorry to hear that. I guess
you're still mad at all state troopers."
"NO" said the driver
"I thought you were bringing her back"
2007-01-21 12:01:56 · 12 answers · asked by jenny 4 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol thats good and mean at thesame time
2007-01-21 12:05:37 · answer #1 · answered by hoplessly_in_love 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
LOL. This is a Classic. Oldie, but Goodie! LOL.
Thanks for the laugh!
2007-01-23 04:16:01 · answer #2 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
100/10 LOL 100% funny no not funny..
2007-01-21 12:53:42 · answer #3 · answered by Anna M 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol thats funny
2007-01-21 12:38:42 · answer #4 · answered by Dananana 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny. I'm sharing that.
2007-01-21 12:25:09 · answer #5 · answered by MereMortal 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol really good one 10/10
2007-01-21 12:06:13 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny... so did he get a speeding ticket???
2007-01-22 05:55:05 · answer #7 · answered by girl_of_your_dreams_1331 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol.. a bit harsh, but still funny =)
2007-01-21 12:12:38 · answer #8 · answered by Konrad 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nuh uh that's funny
2007-01-21 12:05:39 · answer #9 · answered by ReRe 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ahahahahaha. nice one. thumbs up
2007-01-21 13:05:20 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋