The perfect wife (rate this joke)?

Question

A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office.

After his checkup, the doctor called the wife into his office alone. He said, "Your husband is suffering from a very severe stress disorder. If you don't do the following, your husband will surely die."

"Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast. Be pleasant at all times. For lunch make him a nutritious meal. For dinner prepare an especially nice meal for him. Don't burden him with chores. Don't discuss your problems with him, it will only make his stress worse. No nagging. And most importantly, make love with your husband several times a week. If you can do this for the next 5 to 6 months, I think your husband will regain his health completely."

On the way home, the husband asked his wife. "What did the doctor say?"

“He said you're going to die," she replied.

Answer 1

that was funny...

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k im done laughin now!
:-)

Answer 2

5

Answer 3

nice joke lol rate: 7/10

Answer 4

lol 5/10

Answer 5

ha. 4

Answer 6

9/10 LOL we all no she stressed him out!! LOL

Answer 7

kind of funny... 4/10

Answer 8

Heard it b4, but still funny!

Answer 9

guy, I laughed like an fool! that's extremely overdue, and so my woman awoke, and 'I Had'-To-Ask-Her: "want some rings, honey?"... She become 1/2 Asleep, and also you should of considered her face! i'm nonetheless guffawing like a mad hyena. -(thanks, thanks a great deal! yet: Do us a pick and end writing what Granny stated... Please? Hurry, dude!)-

Answer 10

lol good one keep up the good jokes

Answer 11

I feel his pain. Good joke.