At first I was afraid, I was petrified.
When you said you had 10 inches, Lord I almost died!
But I'd spent so many years just waiting for a man that long, That
I grew strong, And I knew that I could take you on...
But there you are, another lie,
I was ready for a Big Mac and you've brought me a French Fry!
I should have known it was bulls***t, just a sad pathetic dream
Should have known there was no Anaconda lurking in those
jeans!
Go on now - go, ! Walk out the door,
Don't you promise me 10 inches, then turn up with only 4!
Weren't you a brat to think I wouldn't find you out!?
Don't you know we're only joking when we say size don't count??!!
[Chorus]
I will survive! I will survive!
Cuz as long as I have batteries,
My sex life's gonna thrive!
I will always have good sex,
with a handful of latex!
I will survive! I will survive! Hey! Hey!
It took all my self control not to laugh out loud,
When I saw your little weiner standing tall and proud!
But to hell with your ego and to hell with all your needs,
Now I'm saving all my lovin' for a cordless multispeed!
[Chorus]
I will survive! I will survive!
Cuz as long as I have batteries,
My sex life's gonna thrive!
I will always have good sex,
With a handful of latex!
I will survive! I will survive! Hey! Hey!
2007-01-21 11:51:47 · 40 answers · asked by Katey 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Very different, Think I might have to keep the words for a boozy Karaoke sometime................
2007-01-21 11:55:20 · answer #1 · answered by Agony Aunt 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Should have used your head and found out the hard way, cause now that he has walked up to your door you let him past the garden gate, so now the question lurks in your mind Kate, " What battery will bring me to the heights the longest? will it be Energizer, Eveready or MaxiPower, suppose when you do find out just any other battery will just not do. Perhaps you should connect that golden wand to a larger power source that can take you where you want to go without so much as a glimmer or a glich. But hey that giant transformer is just a round the corner so some hot and steamy night get a glow on ever so bright. Hook yourself up for a round the world in just a megabite. Looking for 10 when only 4 was available you should be checking out the girls cause they have their own wands right?
2007-01-21 12:04:49 · answer #2 · answered by Mr. PDQ 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oh thought it was a man with 10 inches who let you down
funny remix though
2007-01-21 12:59:09 · answer #3 · answered by ♥♥™Tia™♥♥ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny.
2007-01-25 01:10:10 · answer #4 · answered by Gsplan 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very very good. I like a good laugh before I go to bed. Mind you, I don't know what your complaining about. He had a a whole FOUR INCHES, lucky bugger.
2007-01-21 12:08:37 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Gloria Gaynor's "I will survive" is one of my all time favourites,but i reckon if this song came into the charts i'd buy it,how funny,certainly made me laugh!
2007-01-21 11:57:31 · answer #6 · answered by stokies 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's a bloody cracker!!!!! hahahahahaha, was just off to my bed there, glad I came on here first!! Cheers for the laugh xx
2007-01-21 11:58:51 · answer #7 · answered by cheryl 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
o Katey you said you wouldn't tell but like all women lies very good 10/10
2007-01-21 22:06:18 · answer #8 · answered by joethedog 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is the funniesst thing I have read today.
LOL, all the way!
2007-01-24 23:10:55 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was the most funniest thing i have ever read!!
LOL
keep em commin babe!
2007-01-21 11:58:06 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋