There were three men, a Frenchman, Italian and an Punjabi(Indian). One day when they were having dinner at a restaurant, they struck up a conversation about their sex lives. The Italian said, "Last night, my wife and I had great sex. I rubbed her body all over with Olive oil, we made passionate love, and she screamed for 5 minutes at the end."
The Frenchman boasts, "Last night when my wife and I also had sex, I rubbed her body all over with Vinegar. We then made passionate love and she screamed for 15 minutes."
The Punjabi says, "Today my wife and I had sex too. I rubbed her body all over with "Sarsoon da teel" , we made love, and she screamed for 6 hours."
The Frenchman and Italian were stunned! They replied, "What could you have possibly done to make your wife scream for 6 hours?"
Punjabi man replied (with a sheepish grin) "I wiped my hands with the Curtains”
2007-01-21 11:21:31 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahahahahahahaha .... wouldnt u if i rub my hands on ur car seats ?
2007-01-24 22:17:43 · answer #1 · answered by Trish S 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. LOL. Oh, yes, indeedy!! LOL.
Thanks for the laughter!
2007-01-23 04:45:39 · answer #2 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i love this riddle every time i hear it
10/10
2007-01-21 11:27:25 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2007-01-21 11:29:46 · answer #4 · answered by tz 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha!
2007-01-25 09:44:27 · answer #5 · answered by zad813 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
,lol
2007-01-21 12:26:00 · answer #6 · answered by ReRe 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
???
2007-01-21 11:24:56 · answer #7 · answered by LovelyMelody 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋