She came to me last month, and said 'We need to cut down our expenses, you're spending £100 a week on vodka and its got to stop, we can't afford it and its no good for you!'
So I have, not a drop since, as that what she wants.
Anyway, I was getting something out of her handbag yesterday and on top was a receipt for cosmetics for nearly £90.
I said to her ' Oi, what's this!, I thought we were supposed to be cutting down our expenses!'
She said 'Thats different, thats so I can make myself look beautiful for you.
I said ' Thats what the bloody vodka was for!'
2007-01-21 11:01:07 · 44 answers · asked by First Ascent 4 Thistle 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ha ha..good one.. made me laugh...have a star...
2007-01-21 11:04:19 · answer #1 · answered by chris w. 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
2 wrongs do no longer make a appropriate, in case you want to diminish down, then you ought to appreciate her more suitable end eating and attempt more suitable at your marriage cos its sparkling you do not care about her, or you doesn't be retaining it is nice to have drink to make your spouse captivating. also she should not be spending a lot on elegance products rather as both your income is both one of yours, no longer purely hers. You 2 want to wisen up and strengthen up.
2016-10-15 22:01:57 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well sorry to break it to you, but she's right! Drinking obsessively is bad for you. It can be compared to addictive nicotine.But she's also wrong about spending $90.00 on cosmetics. So her reason for buying $90.00 cosmetics was wrong. She is already beautiful for you that's why you married her. But straighten every thing out about expensive because you both are wrong.
2007-01-21 11:49:50 · answer #3 · answered by cootyroo 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Nice
2007-01-21 11:04:40 · answer #4 · answered by bannantynegirl 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
worth a star 10/10
2007-01-21 21:05:50 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hic. I am just going to get in to bed with my beauty. Hope she has put the light out cos I still feel sober. Still she might be asleep. Hic!
2007-01-21 11:11:35 · answer #6 · answered by Whistler R 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Soooo true!
Vodka give one the ability to glance at misery without complaints. Also, it makes you a better person. LOLOLOLO
2007-01-21 11:06:18 · answer #7 · answered by NEMESIS 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Good One! I was wondering why it was in the Jokes section until I got to that last line.
Excellent!
2007-01-21 11:05:54 · answer #8 · answered by Ms. CityKitty 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
very gud thanx 4 the laugh x
2007-01-21 21:16:16 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Seems to be a case of double standards to me. Go and buy the most expensive bottle you can find and drink it in fornt of her. Live life now - who cares about money.
2007-01-21 11:05:18 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
cosmetics are a must but vodka you can do without ! find something else that makes you happy !!
2007-01-21 11:11:20 · answer #11 · answered by Barbie 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋