2007-01-21 10:37:24 · 23 answers · asked by emzc 4 in Society & Culture ➔ Etiquette
I was speeding once, and pulled off the highway to escape from a cop who was following me. I then quickly pulled into a safeway (supermarket) and jumped out of my car. He then flipped his lights on and yelled for me to stop. I turned around confused and asked what was going on. I then proceeded to tell him I didn't feel well and had diarreah. He made me give him my licences and regestration. I then asked if I could go use the bathroom. I went into the store and waited in the bathroom for a while. I came out and appologized for speeding but that I wasn't feeling well and was just trying to get to a bathroom. He gave me back my stuff and let me go. When I got back in I gave my bf a grin and he asked me what I told him and I relayed my story. My sister was pist but oh well. She was mad at me for speeding. I was pretty dam proud of myself.
2007-01-21 10:44:20 · answer #1 · answered by fifimsp1 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I was a smoker in high school, at night when I went out with friends. After being busted a few times, I knew better then to come home with a smoky smelling right hand. My mom would always do the smell test when I got home (LOL)... so one night I stopped (like I always did) at a gas station to wash my hands, and I guess they had cheap soap.. it didn't lift the smell. I told my mother that I had not been smoking, my hands only smelled because I rode home with the car windows open and someone was burning leaves. Quite possibly the stupidest thing that has ever come out of my mouth.
2007-01-21 16:05:21 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I really attempt to not lie, except when it will make someone feel better, such as telling an elderly lady she doesn't look as old, or a heavy set person they don't look their weight.
Everyone has the right to a measure of pride in their looks.
--That Cheeky Lad
2007-01-21 15:12:25 · answer #3 · answered by Charles-CeeJay_UK_ USA/CheekyLad 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
When I was 16 I told my parents I was going on a class fieldtrip over break when I really went to L.A. with my boyfriend and four of our friends to see a concert, get wasted, and ****. I made fake permission slips and everything. They never found out.
2007-01-21 14:24:18 · answer #4 · answered by anonymous 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
When my daughter was about 11 i noticed that she had shaved her eyebrows completly off. I stood looking her straight in the face and asked her what she'd done. 'Nothing' she replied. I told her she obviously had but she continued to deny it. Eventually i said to her 'You've shaved your eyebrows off'.. 'No i haven't' she replied. We spent the next 5 minutes arguing,with me trying to point out that it was obvious she no longer had eyebrows and her denying it.She then changed her story to 'someone else did it while i was asleep' so i took her up to her room and asked her to show me evidence of shaved eyebrows on the pillow.She then tried to tell me that someone at school had done it with a pencil sharpener. It took hours to get her to admit the truth. I know it isn't one i told but i still laugh about it now
2007-01-21 10:51:12 · answer #5 · answered by sundancer332003 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Every night we get calls from salespeople wanting to give me new windows or a kitchen or something. I know they're only doing their job but they always phone at a bad time!
Anyway, they always ask for my husband, and I told them that he was in prison and wouldn't be home for 3 months!!! He was actually upstairs bathing the kidz!
2007-01-21 10:46:51 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Countless as a teen. My mom and dad went to their graves not knowing half of what I had done back then.
Best one was when I told my mom I was going to another state with a girlfriend and her mom so I could go stay with a guy all night.
2007-01-21 11:15:55 · answer #7 · answered by Deb 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i wrote on the walls of my school with my sister.. but it was a lot so a few weeks later, when no one was in the hall, we got rubbing alcohol and paper towels and started taking it off. when we were done, we didn't want the whole classroom to smell like alcohol so we decided to throw the paper towels out the window. as we threw the LAST ppr towl out, my PRINCIPAL came into the room and said "girls, what are you doing?" and at the spur of the moment, i said "we heard someone screaming out the window, so we were opening it to see what they were saying." my principal was like "oh, don't mind them, just get away from the window." we never got caught lol
2007-01-21 10:45:22 · answer #8 · answered by 19 year old girl 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I must have lied to my parents millions of times during my teenage years! The best thing about it, is they never found out and to this day still think I was an angel.
2007-01-21 10:41:17 · answer #9 · answered by Danru 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Both the same I think. I had four idiot kids in High school believing I had natural blue hair and that I was a rescued experiment baby from the Vidal Sassoon Corporation in Russia that was adopted in America. Told them I dyed my hair black when I stopped dying my hair blue in Junior year...
Sadly, they HONESTLY believed me. They weren't even in the special classes.
2007-01-21 10:48:59 · answer #10 · answered by bishonenofcacophony 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋