A burglar gets into a house and spots a wallet on the table. when he tries to take it, he hears a voice :" Jesus is watching you" . He looks around with his flashlight wondering "What the HELL was that !" Next moment, he slowly takes the wallet ans again he hears "Jesus is watching you !!" He hides in a corner to find where the voice came from and finds a birdcage with a parrot in it. He asks the parrot:"was that you?" parrot says "yes". "whats your name?" burglar asks. "Moses", parrot says.The burglar was in laugh.."what kind of a person names a parrot Moses?????" The parrot laughs this time and says:" The same person that names his ROTTWEILLER, jesus !!!!!!"
2007-01-21 10:30:05 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol is the fish named mary
2007-01-21 11:20:45 · answer #1 · answered by kate315109 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was a good one. I love jokes. Expecially ones with parrots in them. I still like the one about the old lady who bought the parrot that a sailor had owned. He cussed something terrible. So the old woman put him in the refrigerator, when she took him out, he cussed worse. So she put him in the freezer, when she took him out again, he said I'll be good, I just want to know what that turkey did?
2007-01-21 10:37:41 · answer #2 · answered by Anne2 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I thought I would be offended but I bet even Jesus smiled at this one.
2016-05-24 08:36:00 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahah i heard this one but it was a paster in a bar on a sunday and it wasnt a rotwieller it was just a dog
2007-01-21 10:34:19 · answer #4 · answered by wean 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-01-21 10:41:53 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ohk
2007-01-21 10:34:39 · answer #6 · answered by meshaangel2004 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-01-21 11:23:27 · answer #7 · answered by CheeseLord 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋