Did you hear about the Texas teacher who was helping one of her kindergarten students put on his cowboy boots?
He asked for help and she could see why. Even with her pulling and him pushing, the little boots still didn't want to go on. By the time they got the second boot on, she had worked up a sweat. She almost cried when the little boy said, "Teacher, they're on the wrong feet!." She looked, and sure enough, they were.
It wasn't any easier pulling the boots off than it was putting them on. She managed to keep her cool as together they worked to get the boots back on, this time on the right feet.
He then announced, "These aren't my boots!" She bit her tongue rather than get right in his face and scream, "why didn't you say so?", like she wanted to. Once again, she struggled to help him pull the ill-fitting boots off his little feet.
No sooner had they gotten the boots off when he said, "they're my brother's boots. My Mom made me wear 'em. Now she didn't know if she should laugh or cry. But, she mustered up what grace and courage she had left to wrestle the boots on his feet again.
Helping him into his coat, she asked, "now, where are your mittens?"
He said, "I stuffed 'em in the toes of my boots."
She will be eligible for parole in three years…..
2007-01-21 10:15:54 · 15 answers · asked by debi_0712 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That was pretty funny,11-10,lol,
2007-01-21 10:43:27 · answer #1 · answered by petvet_12 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Cowboy Boot Jokes
2016-12-18 17:11:34 · answer #2 · answered by leissa 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHA omg thats sooooo funny LOL dude. i have 1. OK: A man and his wife were going out. The woman said to the man: "Take the cat out of the house or it will pee on the couch again.", so the man takes the cat out, then it comes back in. They hired a taxi, so the woman said "I will be in the taxi, please be quick, darling". The woman goes into the taxi, so the taxi-driver says "Leaving in 5 minutes!" Then the woman, fearing he might be a burglar, quickly replied "My husband is juts saying good-bye to his mother." 3 minutes passed, and the man was covered in sweat. He sat down and said "The stupid damn old thing was under the bed so i had to poke it with a broom until it scuttled out whimpering and i had to throw it out, too." After that, the woman never told white lies again.
2016-03-18 00:27:08 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is so funny , its been a while since i have laughed so long , tears actually rolled down my cheeks, my sides and stomach also hurt from laughing so hard. Where did you get this one from. I had to copy this one to my friends, hope you don't mind .. ha ha aaaaaaaaaaa
2007-01-21 10:26:31 · answer #4 · answered by kerri 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL. Yep, but it is funny! LOL.
Thanks for the laugh!
2007-01-23 04:59:29 · answer #5 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO I work with kids and that is something they would do
2007-01-21 12:10:04 · answer #6 · answered by W2D 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
totally beliveable and funny kids are great
2007-01-21 10:20:28 · answer #7 · answered by Bren0 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
yes i have heard it before.. still funny though
2007-01-21 10:20:17 · answer #8 · answered by A.C. 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh god.. poor kid =( nice joke though! 9/10
2007-01-21 10:25:22 · answer #9 · answered by Konrad 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That was mean ,but funny !!!
2007-01-21 10:21:30 · answer #10 · answered by Lorina 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋