A man enters his favorite ritzy restaurant and while
sitting at his regular table, he notices a gorgeous
woman sitting at a table nearby, all alone.
He calls the waiter over and asks for their most
expensive bottle of Merlot to be sent over to her
knowing that if she accepts it, she is his.
The waiter gets the bottle and quickly sends it
over to the girl, saying this is from the gentleman.
She looks at the wine and decides to send a note over to the man.
The note read: "For me to accept this bottle, you
need to have a Mercedes in your garage, a million
dollars in the bank and 7 inches in your pants."
The man after reading this note, sends one of his own back to her and
it read: "Just so you know, I happen to have a Porsche, NSX, and a
Mercedes in my garage, plus two million dollars in the bank...
But not even for a woman as beautiful as you would I
cut off three inches! Just send the damn bottle back.
2007-01-21 10:12:35 · 19 answers · asked by kerri 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
true, OLD joke
2007-01-21 15:27:30 · answer #1 · answered by under his feathers 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah, baby. who needs the Mercedes or the million? I'll take what's in his pants.
2007-01-25 02:54:47 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow he had a 10 incher..wow..well its old so that kinda cuts off some of the funny...but pretty good
2007-01-21 10:15:52 · answer #3 · answered by sarose. 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hehe??? I get it but not kind of naughty very naughty. Good one! 9/10!!!
2007-01-21 10:17:36 · answer #4 · answered by Rascal_Flatts_Fanatic! 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. LOL.
That's what being "Hooty" gets you! LOL.
Thanks for the laugh, and have a great day!
2007-01-23 05:01:21 · answer #5 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heh, never heard it but its funny.
2007-01-21 10:16:36 · answer #6 · answered by Jay S. 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very cute!
2007-01-21 10:43:44 · answer #7 · answered by shandi1960 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i never find sick jokes funny- just plain wrong..
whatever happened to "knock knock" jokes- why is everything about sex these days???~
>-|
2007-01-21 10:25:43 · answer #8 · answered by Hαír Pεace Šmûrƒ Pεαce 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok...ive heard it but didnt like it..but once u hear it again its funnier!
2007-01-21 10:51:57 · answer #9 · answered by ♥loveisforever♥ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol i never heard this i like it a lot lol
2007-01-21 10:17:07 · answer #10 · answered by Amy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Never heard it but it is funny... and dirty
2007-01-21 10:16:49 · answer #11 · answered by Caterpillar 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋